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Dreadful things I am NOT responsible for



Surely headvoid is responsible for allowing a human to sing in this commercial.


Maybe we should SUBTWEET HIS ASS until he comes back.
 
Tweet WET YOUR WHISKERS at him until he goes insane.
 
NO, IT MUST BE A SUBTWEET BUT ONE WHICH LEAVES NO ROOM FOR AMBIGUITY, I WILL SPEND ALL WEEKEND PLANNIING IT, NO SLEEP, NO FOOD, ONLY PLANNINg.
 
Do they serve drugs you can put up your butt though.
 
That is almost as good as Sofa King--Not just comfortable and affordable, Sofa King comfortable and affordable.
 
There's a local tire chain running an add that says something like "service that's as smooth as your new tires." Idiots. I don't want smooth tires. That's why I'm buying new ones.
 
Back around 2013 Burger King had a "healthier" french fry option*, called "Satisfries" and they really should bounce all their name ideas off, like, a 12 year old boy. Because the second I saw it I thought "Sad-ass Fries."

*Maybe it was only a test market thing, but I swear they were on the drive-thru menu in Portland Oregon.
 
There is a commercial and the actress is wearing an oversized jacket and i don't get it.

 
It's where she keeps all her Avatar money.
 
I did and it still doesn't make sense.
Stunt double?
 
They make fun of it being a big jacket at the end is what he means.
 
Hopefully she doesn't go to a hotchocolate party!
 
Mmmm... Usually the marshmallow goes *in* the hot chocolate, not the other way around.

I know, I'm going to hell.
 
Jesus Hot Wheels Christ. I hope some people got fired over that.
 
No words
 
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