'Gear - Tuesday

[Donovan]

LOL - was just thinking about your magnanimous self. Where you been? Out digging around in the dirt looking for where you tossed your noblesse oblige too?

I haven't been out doing archaeological digs since I found definitive proof that the dinosaurs were killed off by you droning on about your boring fucking road trip stories and office anecdotes. Worst case of mass species suicide in the history of the planet, all because you wouldn't shut the fuck up.

 

[Donovan]

LOL - was just thinking about your magnanimous self. Where you been? Out digging around in the dirt looking for where you tossed your noblesse oblige too?

You misspelled megalomaniac, stupid. And since you've clearly been using your "word-a-day" toilet paper, shouldn't you bone up on the little ones first, for example the difference between "too" and "to"? Or you could ask for a GED refund check...

 

['Gear]

You misspelled megalomaniac, stupid. And since you've clearly been using your "word-a-day" toilet paper, shouldn't you bone up on the little ones first, for example the difference between "too" and "to"? Or you could ask for a GED refund check...

Shit. Thanks a bunch for the floccinaucinihilipilification of my Master Series word-a-day toilet paper.

 

[Donovan]

Shit. Thanks a bunch for the floccinaucinihilipilification of my Master Series word-a-day toilet paper.

If you got THAT out in one sitting you better stay away from Taco Bell, dude.

 

['Gear]

If you got THAT out in one sitting you better stay away from Taco Bell, dude.

It was on the word-a-day paper towls. Longwise.

 

[missmanners]

Oh no...Does this mean you're going to pretend to ignore me again? Heh heh

Must be a real bummer to not be able to think of something that will work.

If that was your idea 'lots' of attention, that would explain your 'lots' of good ideas.

Just so we're clear, you do realize my offer to broker peace between us based on the framework I laid out yesterday is an ongoing offer yes?

Would you like me to show you where the thread is?

I just want to make it clear yet again that you have no interest in peace and harmony. Choosing instead to spew your passive aggressive hatred even when given multiple opportunities to end the conflict.

Or maybe I need your attention...

LOL

Who are you? have we been introduced yet?

If you got THAT out in one sitting you better stay away from Taco Bell, dude.

Who is that guy, did you bring him here? And hows 10202010 treating you?


mm

 

['Gear]

Who are you? have we been introduced yet?

My name is Gear. I was here before under the name Riotgear. I came in on a pretty pathetic 'invasion' by a group I no longer associate with. I left for a bit to take care of business in another group. I like the folks and rythm at TK so I came back to stay. So here I am contributing where I can. Some people might disagree with that last bit.

I'm white, married, self-employed, 40yrs old. I live in San Diego Ca. Two kids, middle class nobody special.

Basically, just some guy.

My first name is Joel.

 

[Loktar]

I almost alway get the 'creepy' and almost never get the 'sad'. Works for me, but your theory kind of breaks down when Im posting on fake ignore.

Wait...are you saying I know I'm being fake ignore and post for psychic attention? Busted. That's weird even for me.

You come up with some strange shit Loktar.

Sorry, I only skimmed this thread, because I was out all evening/night at the theatre watching the Young Frankenstein musical and wasn't in the mood for the eloisel/'Gear feud. i apologize if I missed or misinterpreted something.

 

['Gear]

Sorry, I only skimmed this thread, because I was out all evening/night at the theatre watching the Young Frankenstein musical and wasn't in the mood for the eloisel/'Gear feud. i apologize if I missed or misinterpreted something.

No I liked it. I was free wheeling. Maybe I could have been more clear.

 

[eloisel]

You misspelled megalomaniac, stupid. And since you've clearly been using your "word-a-day" toilet paper, shouldn't you bone up on the little ones first, for example the difference between "too" and "to"? Or you could ask for a GED refund check...

I was thinking about how I might explain the use of the word magnanimous as in the context of your posts wherein you make yourself out to be some lofty minded person followed by your less magnanimous posts to demonstrate your lack of noblesse oblige.

I was also thinking about pointing out to you that I had made the comment to 'Gear previously about him tossing his noblesse oblige into the dirt so when I made a similar remark to you the word "too" was appropriate and even if I hadn't made the previous post, in context with the post in which I made the remark to you it would still have been appropriate.

You would think a person with your self-professed superiority in the use of the English language would know those things but, you seem to have your head elsewhere these days.

I was also thinking about how I might find a graphic of two men in a fast-spinning circle with their heads up each others butt holes to demonstate how the demarcation between you and Gear is becoming more blurred with each passing day.

Anyway, I've already given both of you more attention than either of you deserve.

To invest myself further, I would have to expose myself to your's and Gear's posts again, which would creep out Loktar. He'd really like that, though, and probably masturbate himself into a deep sleep with naughty dreams of Love Child/Mirah/ILC.

Gear would prance around peeing all over the place in his excitement.

You would have a great time writing some missive you could edit to tone down your over the top put downs and remarks, giggling to yourself, and taking great personal joy in your written nastiness.

What am I getting out of it? Nothing. So, if you guys are going to keep humping my legs, at least one of you needs to be really good looking with lots of rippling muscles and the other one needs to be wealthy. I expect a YouTube video proving your male gorgeousness and a performance bond in my favor in the amount of one million dollars in the mail pronto.

And, yes, dear, you are a megalomaniac, or perhaps you don't remember how you describe yourself as a troll with teeth and get big jollies out of exerting your power to create fear in other persons ON A MESSAGE BOARD. And, yes, dear, you are duplicitious in that you are deceptive, if to no one else but to yourself when you proclaim yourself a magnanimous person in one breath but show yourself again and again thereafter to be, in truth, not much more than a vindictive, hateful person who delights in argument to create strife and discord, and, as you also described yourself to be, an asshole.

 

[eloisel]

Consumer: Um...LC's got you, sorry to say.

I'm missing your meaning.

 

[Loktar]

I was thinking about how I might explain the use of the word magnanimous as in the context of your posts wherein you make yourself out to be some lofty minded person followed by your less magnanimous posts to demonstrate your lack of noblesse oblige.

I was also thinking about pointing out to you that I had made the comment to 'Gear previously about him tossing his noblesse oblige into the dirt so when I made a similar remark to you the word "too" was appropriate and even if I hadn't made the previous post, in context with the post in which I made the remark to you it would still have been appropriate.

You would think a person with your self-professed superiority in the use of the English language would know those things but, you seem to have your head elsewhere these days.

I was also thinking about how I might find a graphic of two men in a fast-spinning circle with their heads up each others butt holes to demonstate how the demarcation between you and Gear is becoming more blurred with each passing day.

Anyway, I've already given both of you more attention than either of you deserve.

To invest myself further, I would have to expose myself to your's and Gear's posts again, which would creep out Loktar. He'd really like that, though, and probably masturbate himself into a deep sleep with naughty dreams of Love Child/Mirah/ILC.

Gear would prance around peeing all over the place in his excitement.

You would have a great time writing some missive you could edit to tone down your over the top put downs and remarks, giggling to yourself, and taking great personal joy in your written nastiness.

What am I getting out of it? Nothing. So, if you guys are going to keep humping my legs, at least one of you needs to be really good looking with lots of rippling muscles and the other one needs to be wealthy. I expect a YouTube video proving your male gorgeousness and a performance bond in my favor in the amount of one million dollars in the mail pronto.

And, yes, dear, you are a megalomaniac, or perhaps you don't remember how you describe yourself as a troll with teeth and get big jollies out of exerting your power to create fear in other persons ON A MESSAGE BOARD. And, yes, dear, you are duplicitious in that you are deceptive, if to no one else but to yourself when you proclaim yourself a magnanimous person in one breath but show yourself again and again thereafter to be, in truth, not much more than a vindictive, hateful person who delights in argument to create strife and discord, and, as you also described yourself to be, an asshole.

BLAH BLAH BLAH..stop typing go into the kitchen get me a beer and a sammich while I wank, woman.

You got about 10 minutes to do it before I pimp slap ya with my free hand.

 

[MamaKitty]

BLAH BLAH BLAH..stop typing go into the kitchen get me a beer and a sammich while I wank, woman.

You got about 10 minutes to do it before I pimp slap ya with my free hand.

I think all we have left in the fridge is some veggies, tofurky and some vegan cheese.

 

[Loktar]

I think all we have left in the fridge is some veggies, tofurky and some vegan cheese.

That shall suffice. Its not like I plan on cleaning up the mess I leave in the bathroom later.

 

[Donovan]

I was thinking about how I might explain the use of the word magnanimous as in the context of your posts wherein you make yourself out to be some lofty minded person followed by your less magnanimous posts to demonstrate your lack of noblesse oblige.

So what you're saying, in effect, is that a person's online persona is every bit as real as his or her "real life" identity? And that I should be humbled by my apparent lack of grace on this message board as opposed to my idealistic posts in other threads? If this is so, how do you explain your presence here, with the stated aim of being deliberately meanspirited so you can continue to be "A very nice person IRL" as your daughter puts it? My persona is what it is both here and in person. Only those lucky few who earn my contempt get it full bore, and I make no distinction between here and "rl". Lucky you that you can lie about who you really are, but I don't have the time or desire to hide my nature.

I was also thinking about pointing out to you that I had made the comment to 'Gear previously about him tossing his noblesse oblige into the dirt so when I made a similar remark to you the word "too" was appropriate and even if I hadn't made the previous post, in context with the post in which I made the remark to you it would still have been appropriate.

Oh, you think I actually read all those exchanges in your spam threads. I have nothing to do with that or Gear's business with you and he seems to be having his own brand of fun. I feel sort of offended that you would recycle your insults. It wasn't that good a joke the first time. Twice is really pushing it. Or did you simply forget you'd already said it once? Alzheimer's is a bitch, ain't it?

You would think a person with your self-professed superiority in the use of the English language would know those things but, you seem to have your head elsewhere these days.

I know a few words, yeah. Does that threaten you? if it helps, I know some vulgar ones too. "Too" means "also" by the way. Just trying to help.

I was also thinking about how I might find a graphic of two men in a fast-spinning circle with their heads up each others butt holes to demonstate how the demarcation between you and Gear is becoming more blurred with each passing day.

This is the internet. If that's what turns you on I'm sure you can find it somewhere out there. Myself, I don't care much for that kind of kinkiness but each to their own I guess.

Anyway, I've already given both of you more attention than either of you deserve.

Oh that's okay, I haven't nearly begun to run out of jokes at your expense. I can go on without you just as easy.

To invest myself further, I would have to expose myself

If you expose yourself I will leave TK forever, swear to God. That's not a bargain, just terror. See, I'm already nearsighted and that might blind me. I don't want to risk it.

Gear would prance around peeing all over the place in his excitement.

So send him some of your Depends, and don't tell me you don't have any, your woman parts are probably loose enough to hear the ocean if you put your ear down there. I'd bet a dollar that's where you keep your checkbook.

You would have a great time writing some missive you could edit to tone down your over the top put downs and remarks, giggling to yourself, and taking great personal joy in your written nastiness.

Sometimes, when I'm in bed, I'll dream up a good insult and wake up to write it down so I can use it against you the next day. I'm very giving that way. I don't even charge for the service of telling you what's wrong with you. You should be thanking me.

What am I getting out of it? Nothing. So, if you guys are going to keep humping my legs, at least one of you needs to be really good looking with lots of rippling muscles and the other one needs to be wealthy. I expect a YouTube video proving your male gorgeousness and a performance bond in my favor in the amount of one million dollars in the mail pronto.

You overvalue yourself. But if you really want a young athlete with rippling muscles, millions of dollars, and who won't vomit when you climb on top of him I know of one: Super Saver, the horse that won the Kentucky derby. If you're lucky he might let you be on top.

And, yes, dear, you are a megalomaniac, or perhaps you don't remember how you describe yourself as a troll with teeth and get big jollies out of exerting your power to create fear in other persons ON A MESSAGE BOARD.

I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw. "megalomania" is in the eye of the beholder; it can be seen in the tongue-in-cheek postings of a self-admitted class clown, or it can be seen in the demands of one selfish old cunt who insists an entire community of people change their culture and language of origin so that she might not be temporarily inconvenienced. Take your pick.

And, yes, dear, you are duplicitious in that you are deceptive, if to no one else but to yourself when you proclaim yourself a magnanimous person in one breath but show yourself again and again thereafter to be, in truth, not much more than a vindictive, hateful person who delights in argument to create strife and discord, and, as you also described yourself to be, an asshole.

So if I told you I was an asshole, and I am thereafter an asshole, does that not make me honest and forthright? Is it not almost necessary to be an asshole in order to be completely honest? Can I not be both honest, and an asshole? It has been my experience that the worst liars were also charming and solicitous of my affections, while they sought to do me in without me knowing. I suspect that you are one of these "smiling rats" from your vague description of the demise of your protege. Your form of honesty I don't care for. I think you're not much of substance...all smoke and mirrors.

And wrinkles.

 

[eloisel]

LOL

You wake up in the middle of the night and write down things to say to me the next day.

I thought Gear had it bad.

Anyway, Happy Birthday.

I'm glad you two can carry on without me. It is about to be my very busy season and there will be little to no time for me to visit TK. I expect you two to continue bashing away while I'm out and about.

 

[Donovan]

Who are you? have we been introduced yet?



Who is that guy, did you bring him here? And hows 10202010 treating you?


mm

Nah, Gear came with the ootikof foam knights, I and a couple of others counter-invaded, hijinx ensued. Like he said, they had a violent parting of the ways over there and Gear realized TK was not such a bad joint after all.

He posts with a couple of decent folks at a new board called (Insert really long Roman name here) at http://spqn.us/. He's decent and we came to an understanding and friendship. El has never liked him because of his callous disregard for the death of former child sitcom star Gary Coleman, and my beef with her just happened to coincide so now she thinks we're in cahoots.

As for my day: I'm practicing balancing trays full of Margaritas, but it's hot work and I keep stopping to drink some. Tray gets a lot lighter, but strangely gets harder to carry without spilling...

 

[Donovan]

LOL

You wake up in the middle of the night and write down things to say to me the next day.

I also think of mean things to say to you while showering, and I write those on the wall with body wash.

I thought Gear had it bad.

Anyway, Happy Birthday.

I'm glad you two can carry on without me. It is about to be my very busy season and there will be little to no time for me to visit TK. I expect you two to continue bashing away while I'm out and about.

Don't worry, you'll always have a place reserved into our ass-to-head daisychain of mutual respect. Have fun chasing all the Mexicans out of Texas.

 

['Gear]

LOL

You wake up in the middle of the night and write down things to say to me the next day.

I thought Gear had it bad.

Anyway, Happy Birthday.

I'm glad you two can carry on without me. It is about to be my very busy season and there will be little to no time for me to visit TK. I expect you two to continue bashing away while I'm out and about.

Bashing away while you're out?

Try to imagine someone just doesn't like you.

No. I mean _really_ try.

 

[eloisel]

I also think of mean things to say to you while showering, and I write those on the wall with body wash.

Is it even remotely sexy?

Don't worry, you'll always have a place reserved into our ass-to-head daisychain of mutual respect. Have fun chasing all the Mexicans out of Texas.

Actually, I had quite a good time with the Mexicans in Texas just recently. You were busy harping on the same old thing while I was doing it. It was kind of funny and ironic.