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'Gear - Tuesday

Would you like something on the side - chips, cole slaw, fries, pickle, potato salad, baked beans?
 
Yes I can.

Can't you follow simple instructions?

'Gear hopes that if 'Gear refers to himself in the third person the hostility he initiated and perpetuated will cease.

'Gear doesn't wonder if Eloisel can follow simple instructions. 'Gear already knows she can't.

'Gear is certain Eloisel will never choose peace by doing what he himself is willing to do without hesitation.
 
The vegan cheesecake intrigues me. I am trying to eat healthier. I'd like to try that.

I've gone back to being a Vegetarian now and have been playing with more Vegan products. I made some tofu pepperoni and tofu cheese croissants last month that came out really good, you could not tell the difference between the real thing and the tofu thing.. The vegan pumpkin cake I made also came out really good to..
 
I feel like I am back in elementary watching the little boy mess with the little girl he has a crush on..
The disturbing thing is it’s my momma that the little boy is flirting with..
 
I feel like I am back in elementary watching the little boy mess with the little girl he has a crush on..
The disturbing thing is it’s my momma that the little boy is flirting with..

Taking up the torch? Too bad. At first I thought you might just stand on your own. No shock there. I mean, Eloisel is your mother. Whatever.

She already tried that angle. I can live with it.
 
No torch to take up, just reminding me when I was a kid.. It's kinda spooky..

I can appreciate that because I was born fully grown. The spookines I can't do anything about. It's too close to halloween. As they say in Alaska - We must grin and bear it.

When you say the same shit it looks like your mothers pitch. Two dimentional. Limited. Small picture/small circle. I mean I understand why she tries but it isn't going to do any good.

I'll tell you the secret if you promise to keep it between you and me -

I am impossible to offend.

Give it a second...
 
I can appreciate that because I was born fully grown. The spookines I can't do anything about. It's too close to halloween. As they say in Alaska - We must grin and bear it.

When you say the same shit it looks like your mothers pitch. Two dimentional. Limited. Small picture/small circle. I mean I understand why she tries but it isn't going to do any good.

I'll tell you the secret if you promise to keep it between you and me -

I am impossible to offend.

Give it a second...

If you tell me you are my Father, I am going to slap you..

Yes it is close to Halloween! I can't wait!! And it's on a weekend so means party time!

So what's the secret?
 
IMPORTANT UPDATE


I don't care about any of this, and I'm looking forward to my dinner.
 
IMPORTANT UPDATE


I don't care about any of this, and I'm looking forward to my dinner.

I know ... the only thing saving this thread at all is the food.

What is for dinner?

I'm thinking corn chowder, four cheese ravioli, a little garden salad, garlic bread and a glass of peach tea.
 
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