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'Gear - Tuesday

eloisel said:
Is it even remotely sexy?
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That depends. Do fart noises turn you on? You do seem to have a fixation with that area...



Actually, I had quite a good time with the Mexicans in Texas just recently. You were busy harping on the same old thing while I was doing it. It was kind of funny and ironic.
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I've heard you're "very nice" in real life. See how easy it is to reach across language barriers? You're growing, and I don't just mean that fungus thing on your neck. Pretty soon you'll be speaking spanish like a native! That will help when they bring over all their relatives and take over the whole state.
 
Donovan said:
Nah, Gear came with the ootikof foam knights, I and a couple of others counter-invaded, hijinx ensued. Like he said, they had a violent parting of the ways over there and Gear realized TK was not such a bad joint after all.

He posts with a couple of decent folks at a new board called (Insert really long Roman name here) at http://spqn.us/. He's decent and we came to an understanding and friendship. El has never liked him because of his callous disregard for the death of former child sitcom star Gary Coleman, and my beef with her just happened to coincide so now she thinks we're in cahoots.

As for my day: I'm practicing balancing trays full of Margaritas, but it's hot work and I keep stopping to drink some. Tray gets a lot lighter, but strangely gets harder to carry without spilling...
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Actually, Donovan is not telling the story quite like it is.

'Gear, as Riotgear, came here pretending to be the good invader as a foil to his bad invader friends. The invasion failed. Then Gear recruited some new friends from TK to help him trash his old friends at OOTIKOF - the home board of the failed invaders.

Gear decided to start some crap with me in a thread about Gary Coleman's death. I didn't play along. Somewhere in that same time frame Gagh neg bombed Gear and Gear whined that Gagh negged him because of me. Then Mentalist asked Gear about his trolling attempt and Gear ran off.

Then Gear came back here - as Gear. I don't like Gear because his return agenda was completely transparent and when he failed in his objective again, he became this whiney little brat following me around yapping at my heels. He has some fans so he is at least amusing some.

Me, I'm as pure as the driven snow.
 
eloisel said:
Actually, Donovan is not telling the story quite like it is.

'Gear, as Riotgear, came here pretending to be the good invader as a foil to his bad invader friends. The invasion failed. Then Gear recruited some new friends from TK to help him trash his old friends at OOTIKOF - the home board of the failed invaders.

Gear decided to start some crap with me in a thread about Gary Coleman's death. I didn't play along. Somewhere in that same time frame Gagh neg bombed Gear and Gear whined that Gagh negged him because of me. Then Mentalist asked Gear about his trolling attempt and Gear ran off.

Then Gear came back here - as Gear. I don't like Gear because his return agenda was completely transparent and when he failed in his objective again, he became this whiney little brat following me around yapping at my heels. He has some fans so he is at least amusing some.

Me, I'm as pure as the driven snow.
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me I me I me my me I'm

LOL
 
Donovan said:
That depends. Do fart noises turn you on? You do seem to have a fixation with that area...
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It is only because I'm old. Something about after a person passes 50 - we just walk around farting all the time. Something else for you to look forward to.

I've heard you're "very nice" in real life.
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That truly is no joke.

See how easy it is to reach across language barriers? You're growing, and I don't just mean that fungus thing on your neck.
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Hey - I had that removed and it didn't even leave a scar.

Pretty soon you'll be speaking spanish like a native! That will help when they bring over all their relatives and take over the whole state.
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Taco. Burrito. Chimichanga. Tostado. Chalupa. Uno. Dos. Tres.
 
Loktar said:
Sorry, I only skimmed this thread, because I was out all evening/night at the theatre watching the Young Frankenstein musical and wasn't in the mood for the eloisel/'Gear feud. i apologize if I missed or misinterpreted something.
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I saw an ad for this as a travelling show. Was it good? I wanna see it!
 
MamaKitty said:
I think all we have left in the fridge is some veggies, tofurky and some vegan cheese.
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I'm going to bed. The new fridge is coming in the morning - sometime between 7 and 11 and the delivery guy will call 30 minutes before he comes. So, tomorrow night new stuff in the new fridge! What do you want on the grocery list?
 
eloisel said:
I'm going to bed. The new fridge is coming in the morning - sometime between 7 and 11 and the delivery guy will call 30 minutes before he comes. So, tomorrow night new stuff in the new fridge! What do you want on the grocery list?
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Sammich making stuff and some good beer. Surprise me.
 
eloisel said:
I'm going to bed. The new fridge is coming in the morning - sometime between 7 and 11 and the delivery guy will call 30 minutes before he comes. So, tomorrow night new stuff in the new fridge! What do you want on the grocery list?
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Tell me you didn't just offer to tell everyone what's in your refrigerator??

You may be the saddest human being I've ever had the displeasure to encounter. And that's saying something. I've encounter some pretty damn sorry cases.

When you need to display the contents of your fridge to gain some small measure of acceptance and approval, you've gone way beyond egocentric.

You have a serious personality deficit.

Now I think I understand why you constantly accusing me of needing your attention and approval. You have a pathological need to give or with hold it so you must seek situation where you can see yourself in these positions. Regardless of the bizarre explanation you have to give to make it work.

Do yourself a favor and accept my offer. This is the nicest thing I can do for you. I won't be party to feeding your sickness, but I've given you a way (very graciously I think) to save face. I recommend you take advantage of it.
 
If anything she could have made it a seperate thread like those "What music are you currently listening to?" type threads.
 
'Gear said:
Tell me you didn't just offer to tell everyone what's in your refrigerator??

You may be the saddest human being I've ever had the displeasure to encounter. And that's saying something. I've encounter some pretty damn sorry cases.

When you need to display the contents of your fridge to gain some small measure of acceptance and approval, you've gone way beyond egocentric.

You have a serious personality deficit.

Now I think I understand why you constantly accusing me of needing your attention and approval. You have a pathological need to give or with hold it so you must seek situation where you can see yourself in these positions. Regardless of the bizarre explanation you have to give to make it work.

Do yourself a favor and accept my offer. This is the nicest thing I can do for you. I won't be party to feeding your sickness, but I've given you a way (very graciously I think) to save face. I recommend you take advantage of it.
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When are you going to refer to yourself in the third person?
 
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