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So today's episode made me question my sanity again.

- Zeke made some classic Zekefaces.

- Mia has weird lips.

- Donna is completely fucking retarded as fuck.

- IS SUMMER HOT OR NOT?

- Jumilla just stood there watching while Andrew took the iPod from Mia.

- Susan's horny...again.

- FUCKING KILL MYSELf.
 
I STILL LIKE SUMMER'S BODY.

But yeah, she's nice and has an unrealistic knowledge of comics, why is Harry such a mongfarmer. And why is Declan such a prick going around fucking sticking his nose everywhere then Andrew's a "psycho" just for pushing him once even though Dec used to steal cars and kidnap Mickey all the time like two years ago.

ARGH, FUCK IT ALL.
 
That was...


That was....


Jesus Chirst that was the most contrived plot I've ever seen, even for Neighbours.

It's a good thing Libby has HOT TITS.
 
It's a shame they cut away from that scene before naked Declan humped the restaurant owner's thigh while offering to have sex with him in return for writing off the remainder of the bill.
 
Let me see if I've got this straight. Callum and friends played the April Fool's joke on Karl with the jelly, right. So it was before midday (becasue they got angry later when Karl played a joke after midday, so their joke wa before.)

BEFORE MIDDAY RIGHT. At the SAME TIME Declan and Kate are out for DINNER. BEFORE MIDDAY. And there's a hen party at the next table. BEFORE MIDDAY.

BEFORE MIDDAY.
 
They've used that "Ben desperately wants to do something with the bloke who's just left/turned evil" thing a few too many times now.

NEXT WEEK, ON NEIGHBOURS...

Ben: Mum, I know I'm meant to be going later, but can I go over to have my special playtime with Lou nooooooow? PLEE-EASE!

Karl eyes Libby from across the room, his brow furrowed.

Libby: Oh, Bin... I'm sorry mate, but you can't go over there today. Lou's been arres- um... he's gone on a nice long holiday away from Ramsey Street. Infact, he's going away for such a long time, with any luck he'll DIE THERE THE TWISTED FUCKING BASTARD.

Ben: What?

Libby: Oh, nothing, honey, go play with Callum and that girl that looks like a boy...

Ben: Gee, willikers, okay!
 
Didn't Lou's daughter only break her arm or something? Why does he have to spend months away from his newly adopted children?
 
We get a lingerine party and instead of asking, say, Libby and Jumilla Donna ask's Susan and Rebecca, so Rebecca spent the night helping her son get laid and we had to see Susan do that while Libby helps Ben with his sexuality.

What the fuck writers?
 
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