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When did Jumilla say she's leaving?! I don't always pay attention.

Another fucking "Donna staring at an envelope" story with re-used "do it like a bandaid" dialogue from a few weeks ago (and stolen from Seinfeld in the first place, same as Donna saying "get OUT!")

Declan with his big monkey arms around Kate all the fucking time.

And now you say Jumilla is leaving? FUCK NEIGHBOURS.
 
Kate told Donna that Jumilla was leaving to change the subject away from Nick. I did like how Donna said "what if he's like my fake brother?" in a fourth wall-ish mockery of the absurd plotlines.
 
A black guy drifted through Harold's General Coffee Store yesterday, maybe he'll be the next recurring ethnic character?
 
To be begin with, he'll only mouth a "sure" here and an "okay!" there, but soon he'll have proved himself enough to earn an exotic sounding first name.
 
Did you hear? Mzabie's leaving to open an orphanage in K'mbegbka*click*tongdamkdelo?

Ah, good old K'mbo, eh? I'd love to drive a ute down the ol motos there!
 
Seriously, why couldn't Declan have just said "I want to bang the shit out of Kate, okay?" Isn't that quite blokey?

I hope Donna's dad tries to sleep with her.
 
Is Kate's face getting lovelier and lovelier until it becomes infinitely lovely and becomes invisible to the naked eye?
 
You know how a blind person's other senses improve to compensate for their lack of sight? It's like that with Kate: the rest of her is extra nice to make up for her lack of breasts.
 
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