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General Neighbours discussion

"Hi Bridget, do you remember me? I'm the girl who's having sex with your husband. I'm nicer and at least 10,000 times hotter than you ever would've been. Well, sucks your dead - well not for me obviously! Byes!"
 
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"While I was away I wrote something - because the writers forgot who I was and thought I was Ty even though he left the show months ago. So I guess I have SUPER MUSICAL TALENT now!"
 
I guess this means Ringo's singing in real life now. Urgh.

I wish Rachel had flown back to visit Didge's grave. In a bikini.
 
ME TOO.

So Ringo is having self-confidence issues but then a girl just HAPPENS to be dying right in front of him and she just HAPPENS to be a psycho?
 
I bet they did this exact same storyline back when Dr K helped Boyd become a medical professional, Stingray was gurning, his sister had left the street and Janae was a struggling young career woman who was constantly thought of as a dumb, blonde bimbo.
 
During the scene when Donna got her Jeremy Kyle DNA results there was an actual real life pop song playing over the top. Okay, so it was kind of old, but still.
 
I'm wondering if they'll be continuing Karl's storyline to it's natural end, where he has a nervous breakdown and babbles "DR K FIND A PAGER, DR K WRITE A NEWSPAPER COLUMN, DR K TALK TO LILY ALLEN IN A FUCKING ILLEGAL RADIO STATION GGGRRRRRARRR I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" and just sobs in a corner (which is a poorly reworked version of the hospital corridor set) until he's finally found by... DUN DUN DUN... BIBBY!

Probably not.
 
So...let me see if I've got this straight...

Kate is a student teacher, which has never been mentioned before (wasn't she studying dance?)
Kate's been at uni for like three months (we've only seen her in class once) and has already been asigned to teach a class...at her old school
She's being supervised by someone who lives next door to her
In one glass is her brother, the other class her sister and the fat lad (he's getting fatter, isn't he?) who lives next door
She kissed Harry in front of everyone

Right?
 
Yes, don't you understand? All you need to do to teach is go to a few classes and live near literally everyone in the school. And of course they first put you in to students your own age level, one of which you're related to. And of course you need need the training or background checks or anything like that. That would involve the writers doing work!!!
 
Actually, she's related to two of them, since her cousin's there too.

I agree, Callum's getting porkier. But I liked how he implied that the school had another class somewhere. :)
 
Well I guess it's understandable she's being fast-tracked into being a teacher as since Dan left it seems like Libby's been the only teacher!
 
So the new Principal is Jacob from Lost and his daughter is Hayden Panettiere with an actual body?

"How'd your hair get that long so quickly, Declan?"
 
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