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How did you vote Number_6?

WordInterrupted said:
Yeah, you took your superior intellect and became... a receptionist for your parents.

Oh, I know it makes you feel better to believe that that's all I do. You'd fold like the fairy woman hater you are if you had to do my job.

Stick with what you know, boring the hell out of people...You still going to be a teacher right?
 
RobL said:
Hmm. Not only do you have an alcohol problem, but you like to vandalize other people's property. Maybe it isn't such a surprise you don't like the police.

Who said I don't like the police. I love the police, I have and ex-boyfriend who's a police officer. I said I don't think they should be able to retire at 55 and get 80% of their salary for the rest of their lives.

You're such an idiot, it's painful to read your posts but someone has to bitch slap you down.

As for my vandalism of other people's property, well my fucktardian friend, if you misuse your 3,000 pound vehicle and thoughtlessly nearly kill me with it there's a good chance I'm going to be mildly pissed off and given the opportunity I will kick the shit out your car. The bitch is lucky I didn't kick her ass too.

Geez Rob, you act like you've never done anything outrageous...Oh wait, you're a virgin, my bad.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I was 20, not even allowed to drink and I didn't drive. You stated that I'm the kind of person that drives drunk. Pwned again bitch...Now back on my shelf.

Honey, scroll up, and click on that first link I gave. It pretty much proves your a liar on the alcohol issue.

Laker_Girl said:
Who said I don't like the police. I love the police, I have and ex-boyfriend who's a police officer. I said I don't think they should be able to retire at 55 and get 80% of their salary for the rest of their lives.

Most officers I know have to work 20 years in order to vest a pension, at 50%. In order to get a 80% or 90% pension, you have to work 30+ years. In addition, you have to work till your 55 in order to get that pension right away.

Of course, pension plans vary from department to department, so I can't say that's the case for each officer you know. However, that's how the local PD works where I live.

Of course, point being, that your dead set in saying that every officer gets to retire at 55 with an 80% pension. Quite simply, that isn't the case. It varys from department to department - some as strict as having mandatory retirement at 55, others letting you work till you drop.

You're such an idiot, it's painful to read your posts but someone has to bitch slap you down.

Ok, let me know when it begins. Because, to date, all you've done is call me names, say that I'm wrong, and point out a word that I misspelled. I don't see that as a bitch slap.

The bitch is lucky I didn't kick her ass too.

Wow, violent too. You know, alcohol brings out the worst tendencies in people.

Geez Rob, you act like you've never done anything outrageous...Oh wait, you're a virgin, my bad.

No, I just don't see much of a point in getting pissed off at someone who cut me off. Its just such a waste of time and energy that is better spent elsewhere.
 
RobL said:
My GOD your so fucking clueless.

Talking to yourself? That's not a good sign but yes I must agree, you are indeed clueless.

In order to be a certified police officer in the State of California, you must complete a series of tests, both in an academy, and IN THE FIELD. P.O.S.T. (Police Officer Standards and Training, the state agency in charge of such certification) has strict criteria and rules about this. Phase 1 is acadamy training (124 hrs, or some such), Phase two is in the field (an additional 6 months), under the supervision of a traning officer. Phase 3 is additional time (6-7 more months), however, you don't have to be under the direct supervision of a training officer, but you do have to have one assigned to you. If a department, ANY DEPARTMENT (including the CHP) doesn't follow such protocol to the letter, it is in danger of losing its certification to train and be recognized as a legitimate agency.
Of course , you don't know any of that, because you are so selfish that all you care about is yourself, and your needs. You were so fucking eager to prove me wrong, you didn't bother to ask if I was talking about a sworn Police Officer, or a civilain who tests and gets placed behind a desk.

And once again you AH HA! fizzles. Let me point out to you that once again for you assume you know anything about me or my knowledge of what it takes to be a police officer in any field of law enforcement in the state of California is laughable. I helped my ex-boyfiend study for his sheriff's exam and then a few years later my best friend. I do know a bit about such things and you're showing your ignorance assuming so much...Dumbass.

Also, I was quite clear that when I was talking about doing time in jails, I was talking about Sheriff deputies. (In fact, I specifically said LA Sheriffs - as in LOS ANGELES COUNTY.) Learn to fucking read.
(oh, and before you come back and say HA! you contridicted yourself, in order to be certified to work ANY PLACE OTHER THAN A JAIL you must go through additional training to do so. In essence, a second academy. If you fail that, back to the jails you go, and you end up staying there. )

WRONG! But I'll let you research why, know it all. I was in a bad mood before you gave me something to laugh my ass off at.

Its fucking harder to get a pension than that. Many agencies will do anything in order to avoid pensioning out people, as it ends up costing them more money in the long run. Also, in many larger citys, if you get hurt on duty and can't perform anymore, you get moved out of the police department, and into some other city agency. Example: People who get hurt during training in Los Angeles, and get a permanent duty restriction, sometimes get moved into the Science Investigation Division, a civilan job, and end up taking photographs of crime scenes and do fingerprint investigations. Others get a civilan job in the stations. However, they are in no way, shape, or form sworn police officers, they do not have the powers of police, and they don't get to carry guns, baton, and the like.

Wrong again, are you just making shit up now? Do you even live in the state of California? I sounds like you're stating what sounds good and have zero knowledge of what is. Again, you're hilarious.

oooh, I spelled a word wrong. I'm a fucking retard.

Agreed, you are but my real point was watch your spelling when insulting other's intelligence.

It is a well known fact that I have poor spelling. Its simply because I don't give a shit posting on boards. When it matters, I have a spell check. Dealing with annoying white trash bitches like you, quite frankly, I don't give a shit enough to waste my time with the spell check. Deal with it.

White trash bitches like me? HA! HA! HA! HA! I wasn't aware that white trash drove brand new Lincoln Aviators and had more money and credit than they know what do do with but okay. And I don't have to deal with your poor grammar and spelling, it's a sign of laziness and lack of intelligence. Give me a good excuse like admitting to your low I.Q. and I'll look past it.

And the median home price in LA County is over 500k. In Arleta. And if you don't know where that is, its in a fucking shithole area of the San Fernando Valley. If you want to live somewhere nicer, your going to have to pay through the nose. Can you do it? Yeah, but its going to be by the skin of your teeth, having two incomes. Or your going to have to live in Palmdale, and commute 50 miles a day. It is in no way a "comfortable" existance, at least by my definition.

:wah!: Move to Arizona or Nevada. You want to live in the beautiful state of California you'll have to pay the price.

Oh, I was hoping that you were going to deny this. :bigass:

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=453895&postcount=14
And you can try to downplay it as much as you want, say you were only kidding, or whatever. But you were pretty clear there that you do it, and have a rather unsympathetic attitude about it. It just proves that you think only about yourself, and your own needs. NOT your famliy, NOT your white trash brother's kids. NOT anyone else.
I'm not going to say I was kidding, I was serious and I was also 16, chumpsky. You never did anything stupid at 16? Silly of me to ask, I'm sure you couldn't get in too much trouble playing Dungeons & Dragons with your A/V buddies in your parent's basement, pardon me for being a normal teenager.

Not all police officers are gods. I never said that. I have have a higher opinion of first responders then you do.

You assume too much, as usual.

I believe that they should be well compensated, and be able to actually LIVE in the communities that they serve in, and not have to commute 50 miles one way in order to find affordable housing.

I believe law enforcement officers should be well compensated too but not at the detriment of my family and their financial well-being.
 
WRONG! But I'll let you research why, know it all. I was in a bad mood before you gave me something to laugh my ass off at.

Honey, I have researched it.

Below quotes come from the P.O.S.T. website.

http://www.post.ca.gov/faqs/become.asp

3. Is the Regular Basic Course the minimum training requirement for all peace officers employed by agencies in the POST program?

For all city police officers, county sheriff deputies, and most other peace officer categories, the Regular Basic Course is the minimum entry-level training requirement.
Exceptions to this would be peace officers employed by certain specialized law enforcement agencies, coroner peace officers, Reserve Level II or Level III officers, and limited function officers. To determine the minimum training requirement for the categories listed as exceptions, please contact the hiring agency or view the on-line POST Administrative Manual, section B (regulations) </regulations/doc/section_b.doc>. Regulation 1005 specifies the minimum training standard for full-time peace officers and Regulation 1007 specifies the minimum training standard for each level of Reserve peace officer.

11. How long must I serve on probation once I am employed?

Probation periods range from 12-24 months.
Although a few agencies have reported a 6-month probationary period in the Employment Data for California Law Enforcement </employdata/firstpage.htm> publication, Commission regulations require that every full-time peace officer serve in a probationary status for not less than 12 months from the date of appointment to a full-time peace officer position. Agencies that report longer than a 12-month probationary period must require their officers to complete the longer probationary period before applying for a POST Basic Certificate.

And for those further interested

1005. Minimum Standards for Training. (Reference Regulation 1007 and Commission Procedure H for reserve peace officer training standards.)

(a) Minimum Entry-Level Standards (Required).

(1) Basic Course Requirement: Every peace officer, except Reserve Levels II and III, those peace officers listed in Regulation 1005(a)(3) [peace officers whose primary duties are investigative], and 1005(a)(4) [coroners or deputy coroners], shall complete the Regular Basic Course before being assigned duties which include the exercise of peace officer powers. Requirements for the Regular Basic Course are set forth in PAM, section D-1-3.

(A) Field Training Program Requirement: Every peace officer, except Reserve Levels II and III and those officers described in sections (B)1-5 (below), following completion of the Regular Basic Course and before being assigned to perform general law enforcement uniformed patrol duties without direct and immediate supervision, shall complete a POST-approved Field Training Program as set forth in PAM section D-13.


(B) Exemptions to the Field Training Program Requirement: An officer is exempt from the Field Training Program requirement following completion of the Regular Basic Course:

1. While the officer’s assignment remains custodial related, or


2. If the officer’s employing department does not provide general law enforcement uniformed patrol services and the department has been granted an exemption as specified in Regulation 1004, or

3. If the officer is a lateral entry officer possessing a POST Basic Certificate and who has either:

a. completed a POST-approved Field Training Program, or

b. one year previous experience performing general law enforcement uniformed patrol duties, or

4. If the officer was a Level I Reserve and is appointed to a full-time peace officer position within the same department and has previously completed the department’s entire POST-approved Field Training Program within the last 12 months of the new appointment, or has the signed concurrence of the department head attesting to the individual’s competence, based upon experience and/or other field training as a solo general law enforcement uniformed patrol officer, or

5. If the officer’s employing department has obtained approval of a field training compliance extension request provided for in Regulation 1004.

(2) Every district attorney investigator or inspector (Penal Code section 830.1), regularly employed and paid as such, in addition to the Regular Basic Course training requirement set forth in Regulation 1005(a)(1), shall complete a POST-certified Investigation and Trial Preparation Course, PAM section D-14, within 12 months from the date of appointment.

(3) Every peace officer whose primary duties are investigative, except district attorney investigators or inspectors, shall complete, within 12 months from the date of appointment, the Regular Basic Course or the Specialized Investigators' Basic Course, PAM, section D-1-5, as elected by the department head. Departments in the following categories have been identified as primarily investigative and may exercise the option provided in this section: 1) state investigative agencies including the Supreme Court of California, (2) welfare investigations, 3) welfare fraud, (4) social services, 5) human assistance/services, and 6) District Attorney child support divisions or welfare fraud units (appointed under P.C. 830.35).

(4) Every coroner or deputy coroner [as defined in Penal Code section 830.35(c)], regularly employed and paid as such, shall satisfactorily complete the PC 832 Arrest and Firearms Course before the exercise of peace officer powers. In addition to the PC 832 Arrest and Firearms Course, satisfactory completion of the POST-certified Coroners' Death Investigation Course, PAM, Section D-1-7 is also required within 12 months from date of appointment. The Coroners’ Death Investigation Course requirement shall only apply to peace officer coroners hired on or after the agency enters the POST program.

(5) Every school police officer employed by a K-12 school district or California Community College district before July 1, 1999, in addition to the Regular Basic Course requirement set forth in Regulation 1005(a)(1), shall complete a POST-certified Campus Law Enforcement Course [Regulation 1081(a)(20)] no later than July 1, 2002. Every school police officer employed by a K-12 school district or California Community College district after July 1, 1999, in addition to the Regular Basic Course, shall complete a POST-certified Campus Law Enforcement Course within two years of the date of first appointment.

(6) Every limited function peace officer shall satisfactorily meet the training requirements of the PC 832 Arrest and Firearms Course; except training in the carrying and use of firearms shall not be required when an employing agency prohibits limited function peace officers the use of firearms.

(7) Every peace officer prior to exercising peace officer powers shall complete the requirements of Penal Code section 832, which may be part of the minimum basic training standard or a separately certified course.

Laker_Girl said:
Wrong again, are you just making shit up now? Do you even live in the state of California? I sounds like you're stating what sounds good and have zero knowledge of what is. Again, you're hilarious.

Unless "making shit up" includes knowing people who got hurt during the LAPD Academy, got put "permanent and stationary" by the Department (i.e. hurt so bad that they can't do field work), and got transfered to non-law enforcment positions (Scientific and Investigation Division crime scene photographer), then no, I'm not making shit up.

Laker_Girl said:
White trash bitches like me? HA! HA! HA! HA! I wasn't aware that white trash drove brand new Lincoln Aviators and had more money and credit than they know what do do with but okay. .

Driving vehicles paid by daddy's money and using his business expense account doesn't count.

I'm not going to say I was kidding, I was serious and I was also 16, chumpsky. You never did anything stupid at 16? Silly of me to ask, I'm sure you couldn't get in too much trouble playing Dungeons & Dragons with your A/V buddies in your parent's basement, pardon me for being a normal teenager.

Oh, so you've changed your story from "I don't drink, I'm allergic to alcohol" to "I was young and stupid." Keep backpedaling, dear, its making me laugh.

And, no, when I was 16 I didn't drink and drive. I knew the consequences could be dire if I did. And I didn't vandalize other people's property, because I didn't want to go to jail. See, I could be young and have fun without destroying people's stuff and risking death and serious bodily injury to myself and others. Too bad you couldn't do the same.
 
About the not drinking thing. I was wondering RobL, if you could search and post where I said that I discovered that I was allergic to alcohol at age 11 and have never had a drink except for when I drank. Right, you won't find that post. Just so's you'll be moded, my favorite thing to do to you; when I was 27 I was drinking margaritas at the beach and I suddenly got a high fever and my muscles began to contract, like I was massively dehydrated. I went to emergency and they thought I was suffering from alcohol poisoning, well I was but not because I drank too much, I'd only had one margarita. I went to my family Dr. when I recovered and he referred me to an allergist, the allergist tested my blood and my skin, I had developed an allergy to alcohol...and I also found out that I'm allergic to detergents in all soaps, mold, dust mites, and I have angioedma. You're a tard, as for the rest of your post above, I'll get to that later spanky.
 
^ Yeah, but you still drove drunk. It isn't so much as when, but you completely denied it. You categorically denied drinking anything, because you were alergic. I then proved you wrong, with your own comments. If you came out right away and said "yeah, when I was 16, when I was 27 I found out I was allergic and haven't had a drop since then" then I would have had less to work with.

You can change the story as much as you want. You were the one that denied doing it at all. You've already changed your story once. I'm just wondering how many more times its going to change.

As for the rest.....whatever. I've proven my point. You came in here and said that CHP officers can get a desk job right after the initial test. I've also proven that wrong. I've proven that sheriffs deputies have to go through the basic "P.O.S.T." program, and go though additional training if they want to do anything outside the jails. All you've done is say "I helped my boyfriend do this" which, compared to giving links to the actual state agency in charge of this stuff, isn't very much.
 
RobL said:
^ Yeah, but you still drove drunk. It isn't so much as when, but you completely denied it. You categorically denied drinking anything, because you were alergic. I then proved you wrong, with your own comments. If you came out right away and said "yeah, when I was 16, when I was 27 I found out I was allergic and haven't had a drop since then" then I would have had less to work with.

You can change the story as much as you want. You were the one that denied doing it at all. You've already changed your story once. I'm just wondering how many more times its going to change.

As for the rest.....whatever. I've proven my point. You came in here and said that CHP officers can get a desk job right after the initial test. I've also proven that wrong. I've proven that sheriffs deputies have to go through the basic "P.O.S.T." program, and go though additional training if they want to do anything outside the jails. All you've done is say "I helped my boyfriend do this" which, compared to giving links to the actual state agency in charge of this stuff, isn't very much.

Does your mom know she raised a cunt?
 
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