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How shit will Batman Vs. Superman be?

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Robin Williams will play Commissioner Gordon, Skellan Skarsgard Alfred, Minnie Driver Barbara Gordon/Batgirl, and this Batman/Superman flick will be directed by Gus van Sant.
 
I still remember the good ol' days when Ben Affleck was dating or had stopped being engaged to J-Lo (remember "Benafer?") and the papparazzi feeding frenzy before, during and after that fiasco. His Hollywood cred was in shambles, his career was in the dumper, he had become a liability. His movies thereafter tanked so bad even the shark wouldn't deign to jump them.

Now, he makes one movie that made some box office receipts, and he's back on top. What happened to all his critics? It's a lame as the comeback by Eddie Murphy trying to redeem his career immolation after being caught with a male prostitute by doing kid friendly movies -- his career never fully recovered and he's stuck doing dull G rated stuff. All because, according to him: "This, is an act of kindness that got turned into a f—king horror show." No, it's your inability to make good choices.

I think this movie is in keeping with Ben's other bad choices and indicates that Ben hasn't learned to pick his roles with care and consistency.

Ah, fickle Hollywood. We can trust their business acumen, can't we?
 
Yeah. It was what you'd expect -- a Clerks-like movie only with a bigger budget, in color and the jokes are way more obvious, plus the lead guy has an improbable romance with a really hot girl. Kind of lifeless. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back was 10x more interesting.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Yeah. It was what you'd expect -- a Clerks-like movie only with a bigger budget, in color and the jokes are way more obvious, plus the lead guy has an improbable romance with a really hot girl. Kind of lifeless. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back was 10x more interesting.
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The only scene I've seen was the "Star Wars LOTR" clip that someone posted on TK and it was just the guy saying "LOTR fans are gay and stick things up their ass in the manner of homosexuals!" then the LOTR fan threw up. It was the least funny thing I've ever seen.
 
Randall summarized those LOTR flix pretty good in that scene. The LOTR Cloest Boy geek also nailed it with his Mannequin Skywalker comment.

Given their conversation they're BOTH Cloest Boy GEEKS!
 
I didn't know there was anything above Natalie Portmans chief mole. I thought that was absolute, a little like the Absolute Zero on the Kelvin scale.

On topic, There is an interesting correlation between the amount of shit the world is in, and the fantastical level of the films.

I think the sheer fantastical level of shit this sounds like shows we are at the end times. Monkey Tennis is moments away.
 
So I had a dream last night that was in Batman Vs. Superman. Kind of. It was set in my home town, but it was bigger and had like huge buildings. I think I was Superman in the dream though it varied a bit. Also it might have been a video game version of the movie. I was going around time and I noticed Batman standing on buildings looking dramatic. Then I met him in the parking lot of my local shops and he told me that he was going to break into Lex Luthor's mansion because he could do it stealthily and if I did it everyone would notice. I thought "that's a good use of Batman in this movie." Then I was flying but aftre a certain point I couldn't fly any higher because the sky wasn't real and videogame physics kicked in. It was a good dream on the whole.
 
I like that Superman can put on a pair of glasses and a suit over his tights and no one recognizes him and everyone sees him as nice, meek and of little or no consequence. On the other hand, Batman takes off his mask and everyone thinks he is a rich, alcoholic, spoiled brat grown old.

Still enjoy the old Superman joke about him drinking in the bar though.

A guy walks into a bar on top of a sky scraper. He sits down next to a buff looking guy who looks like he had a little more booze than he can handle.
The buff guy looks at the bar tender and then at the man who just walked into the bar and sat down and says
`'hey, did you know that this building is constructed in such a way that if I was to jump out the window the wind would glide me safely to the ground?"
The man, who decided he could use a laugh said, 'prove it.'
So the buff guy walks over to the window and jumps out. A few minutes later he walks back into the bar and says, 'told ya.'
The man looks at the bar tender who is shaking his head and laughing, and says, 'do that again.' So the buff guy does it again.
The man, astonished, walks to the window, jumps out and falls 100 stories to his death.
The bar tender looks at the buff man and says, 'you know, you are a real asshole when you're drinking, Superman."

Maybe Superman can be the real jerk in the new movie.
 
Maybe Superman kicks the shit out of the Batmobile for no reason other than so they can have a shot of Superman kicking the shit of the Batmobile and a black guy saying "damn, he kicked the shit out of the Batmobile!"
 
GOTHAM VS. METROPOLIS SUBWAY SERIES!

(They're both placeholders for New York City so might as well, although Chris Nolan decided to use Chicago as his location because they were less touchy about being blown up a lot)
 
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