How shit will Batman Vs. Superman be?

[CaptainWacky]

For starters, let’s get this out of the way immediately: Lex Luthor is BALD. His head is shaven to be exact. But that is not all. He has another physical trait. You see, Lex Luthor is also into body art and has a detailed sleeve tattoo of the Metropolis skyline on his right arm. Lex is also the richest man on the planet who became a self made billionaire at 18. Lex is currently the CEO of Lexcorp who is one part tech genius, one part ruthless business man and two parts Metropolis street tough. Yes, street tough.

At 14 Lex was living on the streets and for survival was initiated into a street gang. He learned early on that there was someone always bigger and stronger but never smarter. By 15 that street gang was answering to him. According to Lex, strength isn’t everything. RESOLVE is.

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[whisky]

What is he, a crack dealer?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Crack laced with Kryptonite?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Return to Adam West style multi coloured batsuit?

NOPE!

He's dark. He's a dark Batman. He's Darkman.

http://www.avclub.com/article/heres-your-first-look-zack-snyders-all-bat-everyth-204608

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They could've used a photo where he doesn't look as though he's about to top himself.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There may be hope yet -- the photo is B&W, isn't it?

 

[whisky]

Yes it is.

The clue is in the chin.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I guess Superman will be in it too.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well I guess he's gotta eat too. (Does he?)

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW DOES HE SHAVE.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I can't believe you people are getting all torn up over this asswipe of a concept.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ooooo. Edgy.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Well... sure it is.

 

[whisky]

So what? We shouldn't be excited that Superman and Batman are going to be together in a live action film at the cinema for the first time ever?

And that Wonder Woman is going to be in it too?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

So what? We shouldn't be excited that Superman and Batman are going to be together in a live action film at the cinema for the first time ever?

And that Wonder Woman is going to be in it too?

That's correct. We shouldn't be excited that Superman and Batman are going to be together in a live action film at the cinema for the first time ever.

We should get excited for a good Batman/Superman movie. This isn't that movie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't forget CYBORG!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[The Tomtrek]

How shit will Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice be?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's already doomed because the nerds will never let go of the Cat Ears.