How shit will Batman Vs. Superman be?

[CaptainWacky]

I hope it's as good as Alien V Predator: Subtitle Wacky Can't Remember!

Also, David S. Goyer is a dick: http://badassdigest.com/2014/05/21/...-stuff-about-she-hulk-hates-martian-manhunte/

I'd literally rather watch a She-Hulk movie than BVS: DOJ.

 

[whisky]

That sounds like some kind of parody, I find it hard to believe he would be that stupid.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

That sounds like some kind of parody, I find it hard to believe he would be that stupid.

The rest of us don't find that hard to believe at all!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

(I might watch this movie if Batman says "In a 5-4 decision, the court finds for me" before punching Supes in the face)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The punch would only do any damage if the court had ordered Supes to wear a Kryptonite ankle bracelet.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I hope the embedded 'making of' crew are getting enough footage to cut together a cringeworthy reality show spinoff that follows the process of turning two incredibly popular franchises into one hilariously epic fail.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually, more like one incredibly healthy franchise and one that has made two bad attempts at restarting.

I REFUSE TO LET SUPERMAN BRING BATMAN DOWN!

BAIL ON IT, BEN! BAIL ON IT!

 

[whisky]

I liked man of steel, and I have high hopes for this film.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So Jason Momoa is going to be Aquaman because even Aquaman has to be dark and gritty now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There's always one bad dolphin slipping inside info to the whalers...

 

[CaptainWacky]

They've moved it to March to avoid Captain America 3.

'Batman V Superman' Release Date Moves To March 25, 2016

March seems like a weird time to release a movie like this? But I guess no one's going to think "well I really want to see that film but it's March so I can't!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Unless CLIMATE CHANGE causes blizzards all over the world that weekend.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The new Batmobile looks angry and has guns on it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The World's Greatest Detective is packin'!

 

[The Question]

It's gonna be shit a la mode, with shit ice cream drizzled with shit syrup and liberally dusted with shit sprinkles.

 

[whisky]

I just hope they actually call it a batmobile this time.

 

[The Question]

Will it have B.F. Goodshit All-Shit tyres?

I SPELLED TYRES THE ENGLISH WAY OH EM JEE

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's the car, shits love the car.

 

[Loktar]

It's gonna be shit a la mode, with shit ice cream drizzled with shit syrup and liberally dusted with shit sprinkles.

And yet it will be still better than Superman Returns or Batnipples and Robin.

 

[The Question]

That's very true. That was a quarter pound of shit on a sourshit bun with shittuce and shitmatoes, with a side of seasoned homestyle shits (with shit sauce for dipping) and an ice cold 24 ounce glass of root shit.