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I have opened a detox center

Not even Knightboat, the crime solving boat?
 
Not since he went mad after being in dry dock.
 
But the Germans still love Knightboat and he performs there often.
 
Indeed.
 
I would like to be encased in Jelly while Bill Cosby wobbles me and Sally Fields shouts encouragement from the side. As the Jelly melts and splits Jason Donovan will sing a mournful , acoustic version of "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred. Sally Fields will cry.

Can you make that happen in this place?
 
Jason Donovan doesn't really appear in public after that chimpanzee ripped his tits off.
 
I would like to be encased in Jelly while Bill Cosby wobbles me and Sally Fields shouts encouragement from the side. As the Jelly melts and splits Jason Donovan will sing a mournful , acoustic version of "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred. Sally Fields will cry.

Can you make that happen in this place?

I heard LC couldn't handle this request and went off the deep end after reading it. But I learned in my recovery that I'm not supposed to spread rumors or gossip about others. HEY I"M NOT PERFECT! I LEFT EARLY OKAY!
 
I also heard that everyone is going crazy now after some report happened or didn't happen. I don't know-I stopped paying attention to the news because they are a bunch of liars anyway.
So when is LC going to open this place back up? I don't need it anyway, I am totally zen now. I know how to be calm and stuff, so yeah.
 
I am overwhelmed by EVERYTHING.

I need a re-boot.
 
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