Make up more lies about Daniel Craig thread

[CaptainWacky]

52) Is a Trip/T'Pol "shipper"

 

[Conchaga]

I know him, personally.

 

[Dr Dave]

53) Can't do a good "Mat Damon" impression from Team America

 

[CaptainWacky]

I know him, personally.

Really? What's he like?

...or was that a (fake) reason why he shouldn't be Bond?

 

[Conchaga]

He is the most interesting person I've ever met.

 

[Conchaga]

Hey, they said lie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU'RE LEADING ME DOWN A MERRY DANCE.

 

[Conchaga]

Yes, dance puppet! Dance! Dance! Dance!

 

[Conchaga]

Why does my little green bar go small?

 

[Ishcabittle]

54) He's got warts in his urethra
55) There are more crabs in his pubes than in the Alaskan sea
56) I don't like the way he penis turns to the left
57) Seagulls have pooped on his open-top convertable.

 

[Dr Dave]

58. A fan of Fox News

 

[CaptainWacky]

59) He shot John Lennon
60) He's really 60

 

[whisky]

61 wrote and directed little polka dot bikini video by timmy mallet
62 Pushed Rod Hull through his conservatory
63 sunk the titanic
64 introduced Yoko to John Lennon

 

[CaptainWacky]

65) Introduced Yokozuna to Mister Fuji

 

[FBI parte due]

66) Is Hitler.

 

[Mentalist]

67) Raped my dad.

 

[FBI parte due]

68) Raped Hitler's dad.

 

[FBI parte due]

LOL SMILIE

 

[Mentalist]

I said that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

69) Real name is actually "Craig Daniel"