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Also featured in my "Am I Too Fat to Strip?" thread. The answer is a resounding "No."

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You can roll my fat around your cock like those "pigs in a blanket" meals at IHOP. Makes for a uniquely satisfying sexual experience.
 
Sorry for the lo-res. Unfortunately the lens cracked when I tried for a more up close and personal view.
 
Back on topic.

eloisel said:
Gonad, the only reason why I've responded so much to him in this thread is because I'm up all hours of the day and night with the old dog. It is kind of hard to sleep with him bumping up and down the hallway. When he quits, I have to get up and check to make sure he hasn't fallen and can't get back up or is stuck somewhere. He got stuck under an end table the other night, got frustrated and sent it sailing across the room to smash into the wall. Bad end table was a nuisance anyway, but, still, have to get up and protect him from the furniture and the furniture from him! The rest of the time I was working on homework and since the computer is online all the time I switch over here for a break from studies. Think - to be only marginally more interesting than Business Law - Leases, Contracts, Corporations, etc.....

Enkephelan - thanks for the good thoughts. Big dog is up and doing his rounds now so I'm up with him. I miss those days when I could put the kids on restriction and punish them with hard labor. I had the cleanest baseboards on the planet. Used to hope they'd do something at least a tiny bit bad. Dang ... I need to adopt some wild kids!
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How is he with medication?
 
Gonad said:
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How is he with medication?
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He is taking his meds without too much fuss. He was already on glucosamine/chondroltin, fish oil, B12, a low dose of hydrocodone and aspirin because he has hip displaysia and osteoarthritis. I'm adding hawthorne berry to the mix to help thin his blood and regulate his heart to prevent another stroke. Also, keeping him out of the heat so he doesn't have a heat stroke too. He seems to instinctively know he has to get up, walk and move to the left as much as possible to redevelop the damaged area of his brain - much like when children's brains develop while crawling. It is hard to tell how much brain damage there is. He answers to his name and remembers where the food and water are as well as the other animals. We're trying to keep his stress level low - as low as can be given the situation. He is also getting a ton of brushing, petting, neck rubbing, hip and leg massages, and the cats are back to snuggling with him. I've got to get him a helmet and make him a temporary cart. I've found plans for the cart but will have to make some adjustments so it will work in the house. For his size, the wheelchair will be too wide for him to use in the house so he'll have to wait for late fall for that.

He's been up walking for about an hour and just now laid down again. The other dogs are curled up with him. Don't know if that is love and devotion or if they are hoping to get some of the wet food he is about to get for breakfast!
 
Ok, I see someone has a problem facing reality.

What the fuck? What's next, an oxygen tent? An IV in his arm?

You can't make up for your past mistakes and your lack of maternal instincts when they were needed by trying to redeem your soul by the hospice of a dog. Clearly you are going to hell.
 
I stated at the moment I learned about this that I want absolutely nothing to do with it. No fanning of flames, no info I know being shared.

I'm Switzerland.
 
Hey e!

I was wondering where ya got to- thanks for the updates on your news- thumbs up on the schoolwork and improved chess results - I enjoy that game...only second to Scrabble, methinks.

give teh auld dog a pat for me, willya?
 
eloisel said:
Undoubtedly. I'll be sure and look for you when I get there.
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eloisel said:
Oh, and, RWC - shut the fuck up.
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Doubleposting?

I think you want this to escalate. I think you want to get more cheerleaders in here so that you can dogpile someone whom you stated you 'don't care about.'

Time will tell.
 
Oh mm, always the stickler. I think "gbdowns" waived that right when she posted that link here herself and didn't think anyone would bother looking at the other subdomains therein.

The page itself is just stupid, using user names and avatars in some supposed homosexual liason. The funny part is where Gay has her "creative writing", her personal pictures and her full name as though it wouldn't be seen by clipping off the htm page.
 
Rattles and RWC:

I don't have a problem with people knowing my name. Lots of people know it. It is a good name. The question is why do you two assholes need to know it? What purpose does it serve you? I can see the two of you - the senile pedophile and his aging juvenile lover - Pointing and laughing "you have a funny name." Geez - just when I thought you couldn't be more retarded. Oh - and I'd thank you two for being a fan but both of you really suck.
 
eloisel said:
Rattles and RWC:

I don't have a problem with people knowing my name. Lots of people know it. It is a good name. The question is why do you two assholes need to know it? What purpose does it serve you? I can see the two of you - the senile pedophile and his aging juvenile lover - Pointing and laughing "you have a funny name." Geez - just when I thought you couldn't be more retarded. Oh - and I'd thank you two for being a fan but both of you really suck.
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HER SURNAME IS DOWNS... LIKE...

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ETERNAL THANKS TO YOUR PARENTS FOR THE LULZ, GRANDMA!!!

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Would you like some help crossing the street?
 
curiousa2z said:
Hey e!

I was wondering where ya got to- thanks for the updates on your news- thumbs up on the schoolwork and improved chess results - I enjoy that game...only second to Scrabble, methinks.

give teh auld dog a pat for me, willya?
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Hey there curiousa2z! I was wondering if you were still around here.

I'll give Tyler a pat from you. He'll like that.

Is there a place to play Scrabble on line?
 
Panda said:
are you sure this dog really exists and isn't a figment of your imagination?
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I wish. My wood floors wouldn't be taking such a beating. If this goes on for very much longer, I'm going to have to put down linoleum ... [shudder].
 
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