The Flash season 3

[CaptainWacky]

Julian seems totally gay to me. I don't find it believable that he's in love with Caitlin. More likely he's her gay best friend.

He's just English.

 

[Loktar]

Ah. Good to know. So Rip Hunter isn't gay either?

 

[whisky]

Did you see the girl he was tapping on Doctor Who?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think Rip's sleeping with Gideon.

 

[Dershocka]

She has a secret robopussy hidden in the ship somewhere? Firestorm will find it, and give her a flaming cock threesome to take back control of the ship.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why does Firestorm always stay back with the ship on missions anyway? You'd think it would be useful to have a man made out of fire with them.

 

[Dershocka]

I've never watched a show with so many potholes, and illogical choices. Yet, I still tune in. It still entertains me. Maybe it's just Caity Lotz. I'd watch her read the phonebook.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I've never watched a show with so many potholes, and illogical choices. Yet, I still tune in. It still entertains me. Maybe it's just Caity Lotz. I'd watch her read the phonebook.

Yeah, especially if she was naked.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I watched Smallville so I've definitely watched a show with as many plotholes and illogical choices.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Every time Barry fights Grodd he just runs straight into his shield. He's the slowest speedster ever.

They seem to have forgotten about Iris being doomed to die or they've just stopped caring.

Newspaper Editor: Iris, you're fired.
Iris: What, why?
Newspaper Editor: Because you spend all day standing around a science lab instead of at your job.
Iris: Okay good point.

 

[The Question]

Theory: Savitar is a future version of H.R.

Why? Only two characters on the show call Wally "Wallace".

Status of theory: Flimsy as hell.

Probable validity of the theory, based on the fact that it's flimsy as hell: 100%

 

[Loktar]

I think Rip's sleeping with Gideon.

In his own mind anyway. What a literal mind fuck last nights episode was.

 

[Dershocka]

Yeah that was some weird shit. Next episode, the group walks in on Rip trying to screw a computer console. Everyone gasps, except Rory, nothing fazes him. And, he's probably already done it himself.

 

[The Question]

Unless it's his computer console. And then again, he might be into that.

 

[Dershocka]

And, of course, Sara had to find Gideon attractive as well. Because, you know, apparently being a lesbian means you want to munch anything with a vagina.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL at Barry just standing there watching while Wally's crying "save me Barry!" He didn't even try to run.

 

[whisky]

Anyone think Zavatar is future Barry?

 

[Cassie]

Barry is so fricking annoying it wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Dershocka]

That last episode was not good, at all. I think I'll stick around til the season finale, vow to not watch season 4, and then change my mind when I get intrigued by ending of the season finale.

I hate television.

 

[Loktar]

Anyone think Zavatar is future Barry?

No. Why would he trap himself in the Speed Force? If anything Future Barry is an asshole because he knew what would happen in the past when he trapped Savitar in the Speed Force in the future.