The Hobbit The Hobbit THE HOBBIT

[kaonashi.shinu]

[YOUTUBE]WhLvwIUuLWg[/YOUTUBE]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I will write my review tomorrow. (really)

Really...

 

[Loktar]

Really...

To be fair he never did specify on which tommorrow he'd write his review.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

A wise man once told me that tomorrow never comes.

 

[Loktar]

A wise man once told me that tomorrow never comes.

Loophole for Menty!

 

[Falconarg]

Imagine this;The hobbit in loop for the rest of your life.

THE HELL!

 

[Loktar]

Imagine this;The hobbit in loop for the rest of your life.

THE HELL!

Only if it as only Part 1 on the loop and not Part 2 and 3 as well.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I will write my review tomorrow. (really)

Really...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Poor Nori.

(Not sure why Bombur isn't on it. Maybe he didn't actually say anything.)

EDIT: Actually looked at the site...

Note: Bombur does not talk. Bifur says one line in Dwarvish in the beginning of the movie but that has not been included since the length is not known. Also, singing has been excluded from the graph.

I guess Bombur will burp or something in movie 3.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yeah Bombur basically was just "the fat Dwarf" in the film.

Which 100% accurate to the book.

 

[Cassie]

Someone should write some Bombur/Nori hot dwarf on dwarf fanfic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bombur does get quite a few lines in the book, but mostly after *HUGE SPOILER* he falls in some water.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Poor fat Bombur.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sauron invented the "villain allows themself to be captured as part of a plan" trope.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

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[CaptainWacky]

I will write my review tomorrow. (really)

REALLY...

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

I didn't know where to put this, but best listened to than watched:

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[CaptainWacky]

Oh FUCK OFF...

“THE HOBBIT: THERE AND BACK AGAIN” TO BE RELEASED DECEMBER 17, 2014

Burbank CA, February 28, 2013 — “The Hobbit: There and Back Again,” the final film in Peter Jackson’s trilogy adaptation of the timeless classic The Hobbit, will now be released on December 17, 2014. The joint announcement was made today by Dan Fellman, President of Domestic Distribution and Veronika Kwan Vandenberg, President of International Distribution, Warner Bros. Pictures.

The film moves from its previous summer slot, and now follows the holiday release pattern of “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey,” which went on to become a billion-dollar global blockbuster, as well as the three films in the blockbuster “The Lord of the Rings” Trilogy. The second film in “The Hobbit” Trilogy, “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug,” is next to be released, on December 13, 2013. All three films in the Trilogy are productions of New Line Cinema and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures (MGM).

Stated Fellman, “We’re excited to complete the Trilogy the same way we started it, as a holiday treat for moviegoers everywhere.”

Added Kwan Vandenberg, “Our holiday release of the first film set a successful precedent for this wonderful Trilogy, and we’re delighted to bring it to a conclusion in the same release window.”

Yeah making people wait an extra six months for the final part of something that never needed to be a trilogy in the first place is a real "treat", you corporate cunt.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]