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The Walking Dead season 6

It seems to me the Furries are always trying to convince everyone that Furryism (Furriness?) isn't a sexual thing, but everyone knows they're full of shit.

Nothing against Darryl.
 
Typical! I did like Eastman (?) a lot, even though I knew there was no point growing attached to him. Literally every time an interesting character is introduced they kill them, or just forget about them.
 
He was also the clown in American Horrible Storytelling, and they killed him too fast there too.

The question now is, was Eastwood a genius for teaching Morgan how to be Bruce Leroy and follow the path of David Carradine? Or was he an idiot who basically reaffirmed the kill or die new world order by getting himself chomped by a single walker in order to prove a point?

All of which only serves to underscore the ridiculous improbability of Glen escaping the dumpster horde. One bite=instant death, and walkers are quick on the chompy bits. So the odds of one Chinese pizza boy escaping over two hundred of them without a scratch = fweigh. What's that you say? There's no "f" in "weigh?

Exactly my point.
 
Donovan said:
There is evidence in the form of blurry pictures from later episodes that Glenn is still around, and he's listed on IMDB for later episodes. But I think it would be a very cheap ploy to make him survive that spot.
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It would have to be some amazingly incredible but believable save. Even if Glenn were able to get under he dumpster and stay out of their reach, he'd starve to death. Maybe the Wolves play a part here.

Heard Rick yelling at the end of the episode so he was able to get out of the RV and get back. Still want to know what happened to his hand. Hope he wasn't bitten and he is about to lose his hand. If he does, wonder if he'll get a chainsaw for his stump.
 
Eastman was another one of those ultra-competent characters who have survived on their own the whole time until they meet one of our main characters.
 
I'll tell you one thing for sure: that limping black Alexandrian dude who made it all the way back to a town that clearly already has more than its quota of black dudes in Morgan, the preacher, and now Heath...better not make any long term living arrangements in Atlanta.
 
Bruce Lee was Wing Chun, David Carradine was Kung Fu.

Eastwood taught Morgan Aikido - which is Steven Segal.

Wonder how long Steven Segal would last in a herd of walkers.
 
Bruce Lee was the original person behind the concept of Kung Fu but was screwed out of the role by a racist Hollywood who couldn't conceptualize an Asian leading man. It was his idea.

And Morgan didn't learn any Steven Seagal stuff, there wasn't a single dislocated elbow or greasy black ponytail in the entire training montage. Jeez. As for survivability: Seagal would be toast. The only martial artist who could survive a zombie attack would of course be Chuck Norris, because he'd just let the zombies all bite him and they would become infected and turn into other Chuck Norrises.
 
i would like to see a back story episode centered on the gay scout for alexandria wherein he's rehearsing for a brit farce theater production and is all like "Well look at that the Bald Soprano.. OMG WAT THE FUK IS THAT WHY IS SHE EATING THAT MAN!!!" and he runs out the back but the stage manager tries to bite him 'cause they're a walker too and he takes one of those curtain sandbag things and does a full on sauron and bashing their head in and runs outside but realizes he only has his briefs on just like birdman and he tries to calmly walk past the growing herd but they see him and he's all like, "IT'S HARD TO RUN WITH THIS ERECTION LOL GET IT HARD TO RUN" and then he makes out with his boyfriend Ryan Reynolds but the boyfriend is bitten and there's a tender goodbye scene where he has to shove a knife in his boyfriend's ear and he's all like, "*sob* never again *sob* OOOHH a motorbike" and he jumps on and zips out of Atlanta on the wrong side of I-85 just like in the poster only going the other way.
 
My opinion -
Especially considering all that there was to talk about - the attack by the wolves, the herd of walkers surrounding the town, the people that are as yet unaccounted for, the quickness in declaring someone dead, the citizens of the town and their food pantry raid, contingency plans to survive in their current situation - this episode had the lamest dialogue in the history of this show.
 
I liked the part where the girl kneeled next to the two dead bodies and was then shocked when they turned into zombies.
 
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