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YEAR LONG DIARY THREAD

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Sept. 30:
arsed around, actually got prep work for adult class done; Hot Hockey Player (there are one or two in the world I will concede) was at the Y which was a disaster cos it's too distracting when trying to do weights - my blood pressure gets too high, and my muscles won't relax. I finally ran away and went for a bike ride. omg.
 
10-1-07 - Felt blah, working from home, yada yada yada

Just flipped to Oprah to see a doctor in scrubs and a stage manager holding a cucumber with a rolled-up sock on it, demonstrating how to be hygenic with an uncut penis.

After 25 years, the word "smegma" has been uttered on Oprah. She's sitting off to the side during this demonstration, no doubt wrestling with the realization that she has now officially talked about EVERYTHING, and needs to pack it in.
 
OCT 2: Laundry as usual, cooked roast beef (it was yummy), trimmed the hair on my poofty dog's feet, cut both of my dogs' toenails.. they hate that and I hate doing it because it's so easy to cut them too short.

SO EXCITING ISN'T IT?!
 
10/2 - Depressed, need to grocery shop and do laundry, house is a mess, just found out a friend is coming down for the weekend to celebrate his birthday, meaning I have to clean the house and get him a gift and spend money on him all weekend. Want to kill myself LOL (not LOL) LOL (not LOL) LOL (not LOL)
 
^I'd kill myself, but I'm too depressed to bother. Going to have some wine, go to bed and forget about an utterly shite day!
The 1 thing that wouldve made the day worse wouldve been if I were a Muslim woman! fucjasfd!
 
10/2/07

Got a cold, took most of the day off, got a some more d&d books.

I've just been watching The Pretender this evening, gunna watch NCIS & House later.
 
OCT 3: Watched 33 cause I missed the crazed look on Baltar's face. STILL WANT TO BE IN A BALTAR SIX SAMMICH.
 
crap! I forgot to tape House!!! bah!!


Oct.3/07: Blood Donor Clinic later today.
Clive Owen's birthday. Must post some near nekkid pics of same to celebrate.
 
10/3 - Still depressed, house still a mess, no laundry done. Friend still coming Friday night, couldn't talk my way out of it KILL MYSEFL LOL. Late to work today, don't know who I am, just want to stay in bed till I cease to function bodily, Mets suck.
 
Oct.4: Thanksgiving Weekend coming up and still no turkey.
prolly none left in the stores by now.
ooops.
fun fact: the cops showed up this AM to have a little chat with the morons across the street who had a TINY little get-together last Saturday with about a hundred of their closest hooligan pals. LOL I wonder how much Mom amd Dad knew of this before today?
The cops were especially pissed off cos the kids would not let them in the house (and one of my students said that was because there were prolly 4 out of the 100 who were actually of legal drinking age).
Cops get ornery when you refuse them access, I'm sure they got an earful today. (Ha! Just when the kids relaxed and thought they were in the clear. Cops can be vengeful like that.)

I got fed up & was about to call myself by 1:30 AM as they were all over the bloody street and getting wilder by the moment , but apparently some guy was slapping a girl around (WTF? while the rest watched?) and that did it for the neighbours next door to them, and rightly so.
 
^ My neighbors are cows they don't have wild parties, lol.

OCT 4: Wrote many pages of my cylonworm story. MAY NEVER GET IT TYPED.
 
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