Scarecrow or Boobs and Butt?

[Donovan]

Gagging me would do little for my oral fixation.

But I've said too much...

 

[Mirah]

Oh my, I think you have!

 

[Laker_Girl]

It is as if you are ashamed at having a vagina, being a woman and thinking that woman are capable of being competent. This is shameful Laker_Girl. Further more, you think you sound "cool" by bashing these "woman" drivers and your "so-called friends" in front of these TK posters.
It is sad, because one day you may need these woman as your friends. I know they have failed you in the past, but please, please, find some good, real woman friends!

A) What the hell are you talking about?
and
B) Women are suck ass drivers, FACT.

Believe me when I tell you with my niece or nephews in my car I drive like a model citizen. In fact anymore I drive like a model citizen but back in the day when I had my sporty, small, ass kickin' ZX2 I made it to Las Vegas (normally a 3 to 3 1/2 hour drive) in 2 hours 20 minutes. I was a maniac on the road and loved every minute of it. I'm just a better, more aware and clever driver than most women. A far cry from the nervous teenager that failed her driving test twice.

And thanks for the advice about finiding some good woman friends but your advice is unnecessary. I have the greatest female friends in the world and tons of them. I love them, they love me and though they do fail me and I probably fail them, our love and respect for eachother never wavers. I make true friends, I'm not a pound, I don't need dozens of yappy bitches always in my shit. Aaaaand as a matter of fact I don't have any male friends that aren't my female friend's s/o as I would not disrespect my fiance like that.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Mixing alcohol and meth will give you a heart attack. Learn your illegal drug combos, Belushi, before they have to taser your stupid ass back to life.

And I'd not want to die, why? If death or sex with you are the options I'd rather be bitten to the brink of death by fire ants and then drowned in gasoline.

It's too bad you're so repulsive too 'cause I'm a party in the sack.

Also, with all that puking you might want to mix in some dramamine or I'll bump you down the list. I ain't having all that gross smell in my car, I'll rent a U-Haul and make you ride in the back.

Like you have a car. :roll:

Just lobotomize yourself instead; no one will notice, your alleged beauty will still be there, and neither of us will be adversely affected by the change in your mental status.

This is the line that hooked the first Mrs. Dono isn't it? Sorry to disappoint but it doesn't work on women with even a half an ounce of self-esteem. Take your date rape drugs and move on to the other women you'll never, ever bag...It's a long, long, long, long, long, long line, so get crackin'.
:smooch:

 

[eloisel]

Are you hawt?

I have Eloisel pencilled in for July 12th, 2022 between 4:30 est and 4:45. Please bring gatorade. If you are secretly a man, please bring Listerine as well.

I'm hawt now but I won't be alive in 15 years.

Never mind, I'll bring beer.

Might need something hallucenogenic.

Are you nearby? Never mind, I got a car.

Bring a sledgehammer and some masonry stuff too. I'm being cremated and interred in a garden wall.

You remind me of Gene Simmons. He said 15 minutes with him would be the pinnacle of a woman's sexual life. About 99.99% of the women on the planet decided at the moment he said that he wasn't worth their time.

 

[eloisel]

2nd eloisel
A woman after my own heart! While I have often dreamt of an Island filled with woman only, I still enjoy being fucked dirty by a man. Not only that, but I enjoy thier company as well. They are not sperm donors to me. Men and woman equally have different characteristics and talents that make them each beautiful creatures! I couldn't live without either of them!

........ eloisel, get laid, and get laid good, by a man and a woman. You will never meet another human being who lives up to your expectations, get over it. Men will be men, but woman will be woman.

lol - and I definitely don't want a sperm donor. Both my grandmothers had a 2nd set of children when they were at the age I am now. Not for me!!!!!! And, I do love men. I only offered the perposterous solution because I think at least some people are in denial about why women, especially young women, have these issues with their weight.

Donovon believes that men will have sex with a woman just because she has a vagina. That may very well be true but sex is not the same thing as love, and love and acceptance is what I think these young women really want.

Can any of the men on this board honestly tell me they've never ridiculed a woman because she was fat? Never said, even jokingly, they would leave a girlfriend or wife, or trade her in, if she put on "too much" weight? Never passed on helping a fat woman change a flat tire or with some other problem he would have helped her with had she been thin?

You ever read the personal want ads? The guys mostly say they are looking for someone "height and weight proportionate." What does that mean? If she is 5'4" tall, she should also be 5'4" wide? I doubt it.

People can say that weight doesn't matter but we all know all to well that at least in this country, women who are not thin are treated as if they are substandard and undeserving of even common courtesy.

 

[Donovan]

And I'd not want to die, why? If death or sex with you are the options I'd rather be bitten to the brink of death by fire ants and then drowned in gasoline.

I just got a boner from this. Could you put it on Youtube?

It's too bad you're so repulsive too 'cause I'm a party in the sack.

Pity-party, right?

Like you have a car. :roll:

Me in a set of wheels makes you moist, admit it.

This is the line that hooked the first Mrs. Dono isn't it? Sorry to disappoint but it doesn't work on women with even a half an ounce of self-esteem.

Fixation on material objects and substituting physical appearance for your sense of self-worth already has a clinical term, but it's not "self-esteem." It's called "banal superficiality."

Take your date rape drugs and move on to the other women you'll never, ever bag...It's a long, long, long, long, long, long line, so get crackin'.
:smooch:

I'm not looking to do all of them, just those that have a few minutes to kill and want some undivided attention. Besides, you and I both know a girl like you would never be able to pass me by, because you like to use sex as a weapon and you'd DIE for the chance to try and prove your superiority to me in the bedroom. Sex is power for girls like you. Probably how you got your sporty little kick-ass whatever the fuck it was you drove your skanky ass around in as a teenager.

 

[Donovan]

I'm hawt now but I won't be alive in 15 years.

Is this a certainty based on medical evidence or supposition of declining health? If the former, why are you here on the computer when there is so much left to do? Arguing with idiots like me is a waste of your valuable time, and I mean that in the sincerest possible way.

Might need something hallucenogenic.

You've read my posts, right? The world is not equipped to handle me on hallucinogens.

Bring a sledgehammer and some masonry stuff too. I'm being cremated and interred in a garden wall.

I think if it were me I'd rather be added to the fertilizer, since being part of a green and growing world is more appealing to me than watching "from the fence". Plus, there is some evidence that I am already full of shit, and if that is the case I will be able to make a fantastic garden where everyone will have an open invitation to eat me.

You remind me of Gene Simmons. He said 15 minutes with him would be the pinnacle of a woman's sexual life. About 99.99% of the women on the planet decided at the moment he said that he wasn't worth their time.

I of course make no allusions about my sexual prowess other than to say that I really enjoy the female body and think that each of you deserves fifteen minutes of being someone's "only woman in the world". It's not really even about sex at all, just companionship. And who of us doesn't need that?

 

[Donovan]

lol - and I definitely don't want a sperm donor. Both my grandmothers had a 2nd set of children when they were at the age I am now. Not for me!!!!!! And, I do love men. I only offered the perposterous solution because I think at least some people are in denial about why women, especially young women, have these issues with their weight.

Donovon believes that men will have sex with a woman just because she has a vagina. That may very well be true but sex is not the same thing as love, and love and acceptance is what I think these young women really want.

Can any of the men on this board honestly tell me they've never ridiculed a woman because she was fat? Never said, even jokingly, they would leave a girlfriend or wife, or trade her in, if she put on "too much" weight? Never passed on helping a fat woman change a flat tire or with some other problem he would have helped her with had she been thin?

You ever read the personal want ads? The guys mostly say they are looking for someone "height and weight proportionate." What does that mean? If she is 5'4" tall, she should also be 5'4" wide? I doubt it.

People can say that weight doesn't matter but we all know all to well that at least in this country, women who are not thin are treated as if they are substandard and undeserving of even common courtesy.

All facetiousness aside, there is absolutely a double standard when it comes to physical appearance in men and women, and it favors men heavily. Although I play the devil's advocate, I'd agree that overweight people are subject to all manner of ridicule and prejudice, women moreso than men.

However, to paint all men with the same brush simply because some have acted in that manner is not accurate or fairly representing the case. (The answer to your hypothetical question would be "No" and "No," just in my case.
One might as well say that all women are money-grubbing gold diggers etc. because more than a few are (That's kind of what I was doing to illustrate a point with the poster whose name I won't mention, but rhymes with Staker_Hurl).

There is no secret that people like "Attractive people" better, or that personal ads demand perfection while hiding personal flaws. Caveat Emptor, Let the Buyer Beware.

But my original point is that while men (AND women too, who as a group are the nastiest, cattiest people you could meet when critiquing their own) may insult obese persons, but magazines PANDER to that weight obsession, American medicine ENABLES it by giving unhealthy eating habits a clinical diagnosis, the FDA PERPETUATES it by adding unhealthy, toxic poisons to our food and calling it "diet-friendly" (Aspartame, high-fructose corn syrup or partially hydrogenated oils, take your pick) and the fast-food industry ENCOURAGING it by convincing us we need a fucking "fourth meal" when we are too goddamned fat already. With all these players, where do you lay the blame for eating disorders like obesity and bulimia et al? At the feet of some slob who made a triple x-crack about someone's triple x- crack.

 

[Donovan]

One note: since Laker_Girl has declined her fifteen minutes, there are now only 2,999,999,998 women on the list, so every other female moves up two notches. (LG has a vagina AND a bad attitude, so she counts as two cunts.)

 

[Laker_Girl]

I just got a boner from this. Could you put it on Youtube?

Sure! If you and I are the last two humans on the planet that will be the first thing I do.

Pity-party, right?

The only thing pitiable about you and I hitting the sheets is that you'll be humping my corpse and even then I'll still be the best sex you've ever had.

Me in a set of wheels makes you moist, admit it.

If by "moist" you mean "laugh"then yes.

Fixation on material objects and substituting physical appearance for your sense of self-worth already has a clinical term, but it's not "self-esteem." It's called "banal superficiality."

All you ever fixate on is that I know I'm beautiful and don't have a problem owning it. You assume that I am here all that I am in real life and that has always been your problem. Oh if only women were so simple, you might actually get laid.

I'm not looking to do all of them, just those that have a few minutes to kill and want some undivided attention. Besides, you and I both know a girl like you would never be able to pass me by, because you like to use sex as a weapon and you'd DIE for the chance to try and prove your superiority to me in the bedroom. Sex is power for girls like you. Probably how you got your sporty little kick-ass whatever the fuck it was you drove your skanky ass around in as a teenager.

I don't have to bed you to prove I am superior to you. I do not and would not ever use sex as a weapon or a tool, I have much more to offer than my vagina...Sorry to disappoint you. :mrgreen:

And the suggestion that I acquired my sporty little car with sexual favors is nothing short of disgusting. My father gave me that car for my 25th birthday and unlike you, I don't have to fuck my dad in order for him to buy me things.

 

[Laker_Girl]

One note: since Laker_Girl has declined her fifteen minutes, there are now only 2,999,999,998 women on the list, so every other female moves up two notches. (LG has a vagina AND a bad attitude, so she counts as two cunts.)

Aaaahhhh and what lady wouldn't want to have sex with you? I mean, you not only last 15 whole minutes but you consider anyone that isn't afraid to tell you what a fucktard you are a cunt. You're a winner Dono. :bigass:

 

[Donovan]

Sure! If you and I are the last two humans on the planet that will be the first thing I do.

I am seriously considering killing everyone on the planet just so I can watch you do this...does it have to be everyone, or just the western hemisphere?

The only thing pitiable about you and I hitting the sheets is that you'll be humping my corpse and even then I'll still be the best sex you've ever had.

Maybe not the best ever, but certainly humping your corpse would be very satisfying on a number of levels. I gotta give you that...

If by "moist" you mean "laugh"then yes.

Try Vagisil for that dry, itchy feeling. It's most likely pre-menopausal.

All you ever fixate on is that I know I'm beautiful and don't have a problem owning it. You assume that I am here all that I am in real life and that has always been your problem. Oh if only women were so simple, you might actually get laid.

I assume you are what you present yourself to be: vain, egocentric, shallow, superficial, mean-spirited, and fairly vapid. If you don't like these assumptions, don't present yourself as such. Further, I don't mock the idea that you "know" you're beautiful, only that you seem to need to continually state it or have it said to you. That to me is hilarious and sad all at the same time.

And I hate to break it to you, dear. Many, many women are Just. That. Simple. As easy to read as Pop-up books. Yourself included. Fortunately I tend to attract the "other" kind most times.

I don't have to bed you to prove I am superior to you. I do not and would not ever use sex as a weapon or a tool, I have much more to offer than my vagina...Sorry to disappoint you. :mrgreen:

This has not been proven to my satisfaction.

And the suggestion that I acquired my sporty little car with sexual favors is nothing short of disgusting. My father gave me that car for my 25th birthday and unlike you, I don't have to fuck my dad in order for him to buy me things.

I don't have to fuck your dad either to get him to buy me stuff, I do it because he makes the funniest little squirrel noises when he comes. Did he tell you what we did in the back seat of that sporty little yellow piece of shit before he gave it to you? I bet it took you weeks to get the smell out.

 

[Donovan]

Aaaahhhh and what lady wouldn't want to have sex with you? I mean, you not only last 15 whole minutes but you consider anyone that isn't afraid to tell you what a fucktard you are a cunt. You're a winner Dono. :bigass:

Actually it's closer to an hour if I'm not trying, two with the foreplay. Fifteen minutes is just a nice short number because that's all the yammering I can stand before my ears bleed.

And it's pronounced "Weiner." Stupid LA twat.

 

[missmanners]

Actually it's closer to an hour if I'm not trying, two with the foreplay.

mm

 

[eloisel]

I don't have to fuck your dad either to get him to buy me stuff, I do it because he makes the funniest little squirrel noises when he comes. Did he tell you what we did in the back seat of that sporty little yellow piece of shit before he gave it to you? I bet it took you weeks to get the smell out.

I think you should try the hallucinogens.

Oh, and pencil me in for 3 hours on November 15, 2010.

 

[Maylie]

Great thread...

Dono's superiority complex is quite amusing!...LOL...

 

[Laker_Girl]

I am seriously considering killing everyone on the planet just so I can watch you do this...does it have to be everyone, or just the western hemisphere?

No Dono, it'd have to be everyone and everything. You're definitely the last thing I'd fuck and even then...Fire ants and gasoline.

Maybe not the best ever, but certainly humping your corpse would be very satisfying on a number of levels. I gotta give you that...

I'd say it was the fact that I was dead that you would enjoy so much but I'm pretty positive that's not it.

Try Vagisil for that dry, itchy feeling. It's most likely pre-menopausal.

Is that what you use for your itchy, dry, pre-menopausal vagina?

I assume you are what you present yourself to be: vain, egocentric, shallow, superficial, mean-spirited, and fairly vapid. If you don't like these assumptions, don't present yourself as such.

I don't like or dislike that that is what and who you assume I am. "Like" indicates that I care and Lord knows I don't. I'm simply pointing out what an idiot you are for assuming you actually KNOW anything about me. If you assume I am in real life what I present myself to be here at TK then Goddamn son, never let anything that dates you get a peek at these pages..

Further, I don't mock the idea that you "know" you're beautiful, only that you seem to need to continually state it or have it said to you. That to me is hilarious and sad all at the same time.

Kind of like the very idea that hundreds let alone one women would want to have sex with you?

I'm gorgeous, I get told that all the time, it's not a need it just is. I don't wear a sign around my neck that says, "Tell Me I'm Pretty" people simply tell me and I enjoy it but never expect it and I'm alway gracious. You're so bitter about it, would you feel better if I told you that you're pretty?

And I hate to break it to you, dear. Many, many women are Just. That. Simple. As easy to read as Pop-up books. Yourself included.

What a sad lot of bitches you've been exposed to. You could never grasp my complexities as you are but a man, the simplest of all God's creatures. You haven't figured a thing out sweet Dono, if you had you wouldn't be spending your nights alone, one failed marriage in the pocket and no relationship to speak of. That's the way you want it though...I'm sure.

Fortunately I tend to attract the "other" kind most times.

Something is attracted to you? Animal, mineral or vegetable?

This has not been proven to my satisfaction.

Your alleged intelligence hasn't been proven to my satisfaction either but life goes on.

I don't have to fuck your dad either to get him to buy me stuff, I do it because he makes the funniest little squirrel noises when he comes.

I believe you'd fuck my dad but I don't believe my dad would fuck you. Dad has taste and Dad don't like ugly.

Did he tell you what we did in the back seat of that sporty little yellow piece of shit before he gave it to you? I bet it took you weeks to get the smell out.

Bitch slapped you until you shit yourself? No Pops didn't tell me that but then my father never gave me a sporty little yellow piece of shit either. You must have been with some other girl's dad.

And by the way Dono, do you have any idea how bitter the "sporty little yellow piece of shit" line sounds?? I wonder if your jealousy would explode to epic proportions if I told you he followed that up two years later with a brand new Ford Escape and three years after that with a brand new Lincoln Aviator? Don't you just want to stick a fork in your neck?!

 

[Laker_Girl]

Actually it's closer to an hour if I'm not trying, two with the foreplay.

Where have I heard this before??? Oh, that's right every other man on the planet.

Fifteen minutes is just a nice short number because that's all the yammering I can stand before my ears bleed.

You find women awfully annoying and quite useless. Hm, I think you're gay Dono and you have vagina envy. You should figure out a way to fuck yourself...Seriously.

And it's pronounced "Weiner." Stupid LA twat.

Let's analyze this last statement...I said "winner" yet you thought you'd be funny and self-depricating and correct me with a weiner comment. Then you go on to call twat stupid. Yes, I believe you do prefer dick...Finally we have something in common!

 

[jack]

LOL and his dick is even bigger than mine.