Scarecrow or Boobs and Butt?

[jack]

It is, isn't it?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Freud sort of had the right idea, but he didn't go back far enough, and Darwin was still too new. I used to have a lemur, the first of the primates, going back 60 million years. Lemur society is matriarchal, with them named as nature's toughest moms by Animal Planet's most Extreme. Even though they are vegetarian, they wage war against other lemurs. ( Meerkats also wage war, but are carnivores) Mom fights with other lemurs with baby clinging on for dear life.The infant with the strongest grip has the best chance of survival. Then she goes home and bitch slaps her man if he touches her hard won food. Anyway, when the girls gird for war, they do the tail dance. And it looks like a bunch of linebackers in the showers after the big game. " Mine's bigger than your's! Ha! Shake yer bootie, bitch!" By the time primates get to the great ape stage, chimps, something has changed. No tail. Well, the boys have a sort of tail and suddenly the concept of Alpha male comes full blown, while alpha female goes about KILLING, the young of subordinate females. It is sad that this may have caused intelligence in primates to snowball. For an animal to think his damned dick was now the glorious ringtail of his lemur ancestor, shows associative thought pattern, the first step on the road to becoming human.

 

[Donovan]

No Dono, it'd have to be everyone and everything. You're definitely the last thing I'd fuck and even then...Fire ants and gasoline.

You're making me horny again. Can we skip right to the gasoline?

I'd say it was the fact that I was dead that you would enjoy so much but I'm pretty positive that's not it.

I bet sex with your corpse would be an awful lot like sex with you now. Maybe less yammering, and a few extra maggots, but other than that...

Is that what you use for your itchy, dry, pre-menopausal vagina?

No, I go for the olive-oil. It's got omega-6 acids in it, and it says "extra-virgin" right on the label. What's not to love about extra virgins?

I don't like or dislike that that is what and who you assume I am. "Like" indicates that I care and Lord knows I don't. I'm simply pointing out what an idiot you are for assuming you actually KNOW anything about me. If you assume I am in real life what I present myself to be here at TK then Goddamn son, never let anything that dates you get a peek at these pages..

That's a lot of words for "Nyah I don't care what you think." Methinks the lady doth protest too much. That's Hamlet.

Kind of like the very idea that hundreds let alone one women would want to have sex with you?

Statistically speaking, out of 2.2 billionm females, there are bound to be at least a few hundred for me. That's why I bought all this deodorant.

I'm gorgeous, I get told that all the time, it's not a need it just is. I don't wear a sign around my neck that says, "Tell Me I'm Pretty" people simply tell me and I enjoy it but never expect it and I'm alway gracious. You're so bitter about it, would you feel better if I told you that you're pretty?

I love it when you cite your list of "people who think I'm hawt" references.

What a sad lot of bitches you've been exposed to. You could never grasp my complexities as you are but a man, the simplest of all God's creatures. You haven't figured a thing out sweet Dono, if you had you wouldn't be spending your nights alone, one failed marriage in the pocket and no relationship to speak of. That's the way you want it though...I'm sure.

Thank god for Nintendo and internet porn. Otherwise I might be suicidal. I can't believe how quickly you sussed that out!

Something is attracted to you? Animal, mineral or vegetable?

Yes. Together we make a hell of a salad.

Your alleged intelligence hasn't been proven to my satisfaction either but life goes on.

We often fear that which we do not understand. I don't go around saying how intelligent I am or am not, but people tell me I'm pretty. Does that count?

I believe you'd fuck my dad but I don't believe my dad would fuck you. Dad has taste and Dad don't like ugly.

Little whore was begging for it.

Bitch slapped you until you shit yourself? No Pops didn't tell me that but then my father never gave me a sporty little yellow piece of shit either. You must have been with some other girl's dad.

He didn't tell you about that goat and the midgets either, I'll bet. Lollypop Kids, my Ass.

And by the way Dono, do you have any idea how bitter the "sporty little yellow piece of shit" line sounds?? I wonder if your jealousy would explode to epic proportions if I told you he followed that up two years later with a brand new Ford Escape and three years after that with a brand new Lincoln Aviator? Don't you just want to stick a fork in your neck?!

What was that about fixation on material possessions? The love of money is the root of all evil.

 

[Maylie]

Donovan:
Those who think they know it all are most annoying to those of us who do.

I'm forever a student in this vast world, always willing to learn something new each day.

But those that 'think' they know everything, should pull their little heads out of their butts every once in a while for some fresh air and new perspective.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Oh Dono, you post just as I imagine sex with you. Pointless and boring and after 10 minutes the girl just wants you to go away.

 

[Tyrant]

Great thread...

Dono's superiority complex is quite amusing!...LOL...

Tyrant, please tell me you don't breed.

OOOOOOH SEEERIOUS

 

[Sredni Vashtar]

Best one-on-one I've seen here yet. Fuck, I hate showing up so late...

Size Zero = Sex with a matchstick.

Been there. Splinters are a bitch...Literally.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I'm gorgeous, I get told that all the time, it's not a need it just is. I don't wear a sign around my neck that says, "Tell Me I'm Pretty" people simply tell me and I enjoy it but never expect it and I'm alway gracious. You're so bitter about it, would you feel better if I told you that you're pretty?

See, this is an example female lemur behavior.

 

[eloisel]

Has anyone else noticed that Tyrant is infatuated with me?

 

[Tyrant]

eloisel Feeling left out, sugar?

You came into my thread acting like an idiot, so it's only logical I follow suit.

Eloisel fallaciously characterizing what's considered beautiful to be skinny women on the verge of death. What are the odds?

Bones are my preference
I prefer my sex partner to be close to death
Nothing wrong with a little more than a mouthfull
More to love is always best

As you can see, neither on the verge of death nor the fat, slobbering mother from What's Eating Gilbert Grape. This is a good example of physical beauty, not limited to the false dichotomy Eloisel's been doing her best to maintain.

Sadly, I don't think it is that simple. We live in a world where advertising promotes this negative self image - that thinner is better and a gal just can't be too thin.

Excellent. Let the inferior starve themselves to death; they are clearly too stupid to bear my children.

It doesn't help that the air brushed porno queens come a dime a dozen either promoting the idea that women love nothing better than being submissive sex toys for some of the god damnedest ugliest men on the planet.

So, you are equate healthy sexual activity with being exclusive to very, very, very small women and/or air brushed porno queens.

Because having sex as a woman means being a submissive sex toy for the "damnedest ugliest" men on the planet.

There seems to be only one solution. Harvest all the available sperm, freeze it for future use, develop cloning technology, get rid of the men, and have a woman and gay men only world. Things would be much prettier and smell better too. There might be allowances made for sensitive males but they'd have to be carefully raised and screened to make sure no throwback behaviours surfaced. Some women, such as myself, could keep the odd sweaty carpenter type, but they'd have to be responsible for him.

One could expect such a celebration of mediocrity to come only from a woman. Men, having invented everything including the medium used to currently slander them, are simply smarter and stronger than women. Social Darwinism confirms this no matter what the society in question.

You speak out in sound and fury for change not because it is right, but because you are weak. Everything has to come from some form of emancipation. Hey - women should shave nothing in protest until this is resolved. That'll show us.

 

[eloisel]

 

[eloisel]

 

[eloisel]

You came into my thread acting like an idiot, so it's only logical I follow suit.

Dear, you are a pioneer, a virtual pathfinder, nay, a supreme leader in idiot.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

They haven't figured out two things. Weight, like iQ, must have at least three decimals. The mirror is flat against the wall and no one stands that way. it's distorted.

 

[Donovan]

Where have I heard this before??? Oh, that's right every other man on the planet.

This I truly believe. You don't strike me as a very "discerning" girl. Stop talking to all the men on the planet. People will call you trashy.

You find women awfully annoying and quite useless.

Where did you get that? I specifically mentioned you by name, there are many many women who are perfectly valid and useful. They have half the money and brains in the entire world and all the pussy, what's not to love?

Hm, I think you're gay Dono and you have vagina envy. You should figure out a way to fuck yourself...Seriously.

Hey, I'm so straight I pop a rod looking at the crack of dawn. I am the Clit master! I own the clit! I love women! You ask my boyfriend, he'll tell you. That faggot loves teh cock.

Let's analyze this last statement...I said "winner" yet you thought you'd be funny and self-depricating and correct me with a weiner comment. Then you go on to call twat stupid. Yes, I believe you do prefer dick...Finally we have something in common!

Twat is a descriptive noun meant to represent the subject of the sentence, you. Therefore, when I said "you stupid twat," the correct parsing of the sentence should be that you are both stupid and a twat, not that I think twat itself is stupid. Get with the english, sister.

 

[Laker_Girl]

This I truly believe. You don't strike me as a very "discerning" girl. Stop talking to all the men on the planet. People will call you trashy.
Where did you get that? I specifically mentioned you by name, there are many many women who are perfectly valid and useful. They have half the money and brains in the entire world and all the pussy, what's not to love? Hey, I'm so straight I pop a rod looking at the crack of dawn. I am the Clit master! I own the clit! I love women! You ask my boyfriend, he'll tell you. That faggot loves teh cock.

Twat is a descriptive noun meant to represent the subject of the sentence, you. Therefore, when I said "you stupid twat," the correct parsing of the sentence should be that you are both stupid and a twat, not that I think twat itself is stupid. Get with the english, sister.

Is this kind of blabbering your only form of masturbation.

You've managed to bore me to death with your lack luster insults and ridiculous use of the English language during every encounter we've had here at TK. It looks less and less like you dislike me as much as you say you do and more and more like you can't stand that there is no way on earth, God's green or otherwise, that I'd sleep with you. I think it pisses you off even more that you're positive I'm slutty and still wouldn't let you touch me with a ten foot pole. Get over it stalker. I don't find you attractive in any form, there's absolutely nothing desirable about you...NOTHING.

 

[Tyrant]

Dear, you are a pioneer, a virtual pathfinder, nay, a supreme leader in idiot.

What a response, and it's only your third reply. I'm impressed!

 

[eloisel]

What a response, and it's only your third reply. I'm impressed!

You are easily impressed.

If you really want to show my premise to be in error, you might have countered with the argument that eating disorders in young women may have nothing to do with wanting love and acceptance. The underlying issue may be one of control, i.e., able to control what one eats. If you really wanted to discuss the topic, you might explore why young, wealthy, successful, beautiful women - such as Lyndsay Lohan and Nicole Richie - would become anorexic. Why would they have control issues, or issues with not feeling loved or accepted? Considering you are the cut and paste king, I think it would be easy for you to do a quick bit of research on eating disorders to come up with material and not strain your wee brain with original thought. In other words, if you wish to impress me, bring it up a notch, otherwise you're in with the rest of this tit for tat inane reparte - mildly amusing, hardly impressive.

 

[eloisel]

Anna Is that your mom...?

Dear, Tyrant already has the idiot spot covered.

 

[Donovan]

Freud sort of had the right idea, but he didn't go back far enough, and Darwin was still too new. I used to have a lemur, the first of the primates, going back 60 million years. Lemur society is matriarchal, with them named as nature's toughest moms by Animal Planet's most Extreme. Even though they are vegetarian, they wage war against other lemurs. ( Meerkats also wage war, but are carnivores) Mom fights with other lemurs with baby clinging on for dear life.The infant with the strongest grip has the best chance of survival. Then she goes home and bitch slaps her man if he touches her hard won food. Anyway, when the girls gird for war, they do the tail dance. And it looks like a bunch of linebackers in the showers after the big game. " Mine's bigger than your's! Ha! Shake yer bootie, bitch!" By the time primates get to the great ape stage, chimps, something has changed. No tail. Well, the boys have a sort of tail and suddenly the concept of Alpha male comes full blown, while alpha female goes about KILLING, the young of subordinate females. It is sad that this may have caused intelligence in primates to snowball. For an animal to think his damned dick was now the glorious ringtail of his lemur ancestor, shows associative thought pattern, the first step on the road to becoming human.

Interesting, but scientifically flawed, "tv"science. Sounds like they took a few, sometimes incorrect, factoids about primate behavior and attached all sorts of innuendo and guessed-at hidden meanings to it. This also disregards what science establishes as the primary reason for "warring" primates-the continuation of a certain set of genes. I'm not sure the point you're trying to make with this: can you elaborate?