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Utahraptor--A Different One

Posted by Utahraptor on 29 April 1999 at 08:35:30:

In Reply to: Re: Would Someone With A Brian (Not Vigo/Host/Imp) Please Explain How By Ignoring Idiots (ie Imp) And Stopping The Alan1 Like Flame Wars He And Now Host, Can Possibly Make Me An Idiot? posted by Swift Claw on 29 April 1999 at 04:07:11:

: Ok, so first of all, if you think you're ignoring them, then why don't you just IGNORE THEM? But you're the one bringing this up all the time.

I am, read all my posts. You'll see the pattern forming.
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 28 April 1999 at 08:51:07:

School people were killed in Colorado. All I can say is Major Bummer! and those peopel ont hat plane WERE kille dto stop that medical researcher. DUH!
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 28 April 1999 at 08:53:17:

Well now momma does allow flaming host/vigo/imp around here. Momma doe sallow flaming host/imp/vigo around. now I don't care what stoopid idiots (imp/vigo/host) don't like, I'm gonna flame imp/host/vigo anyhow. Momma doe sallow flaming host/imp/vigo around here!
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 28 April 1999 at 09:00:11:

Greetings fellow Gremlin's baord denziens. It seems that The Imp, Vigo, and The Host have suffered an identity crisis, and now thinkt hat each is Alan1. They seem to like flame wars now. They insist on causing trouble against their pacifist superiors. They married Bigfoot! so join me now in the art fo proper psoting. Only hold intelligent, decent, rational, friendly, and mature conversations. And do what I do, and ignore the three Loserkateers (starting now.) Then Gremlin won't have to bothe rwiht banning the Three Amorons, and we can all enjoy friednly copnversations ehre, as originally intended, for the family Stoopid would ahve left form sheer boredom. So when you psot, rememebr to psot Pro Proper. For a vote for Properness, si a post for peaceful and fun. Thank you, and good day. : )
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 29 April 1999 at 09:21:01:

In Reply to: Alan 1 posted by Flower on 28 April 1999 at 23:20:20:

: It seems that The Imp, Vigo, and The Host have suffered an identity crisis, and now thinkt hat each is Alan1.

: Actually, I know Imp and Vigo, and they are not the same person. They don't even live in the same town. I'm sure you won't believe me either, but ask Gremlin. He knows them too. However, I have no idea who the Host is.

I menatr they each think theya er Alan!. Not they are all one and the same. I mean Imp thinks he's Alan1. Host thinks he's Alan1. And read Gremlin's What's NEw from the 26 or so (Not 28.) He says he doesn't want another Alan1 thign going on. SO I decided to honor his wishes, and start ignoring them. But they all wnated to make like The HUman Torch, and "Flame on!" Hence why post begging people not to sink to their moronic levels.
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 28 April 1999 at 20:34:26:

In Reply to: Re: I'm about to do something I said I wouldn't..... posted by Makaveli on 28 April 1999 at 19:36:01:

:


:
I'd just like to know what happened. . .
:
Well, The Imp disagrred with me, and felt the only way to show this was to degrade me, and thus amke himself look better. Chekc down below for his reply to simpel solution for Y2K soemhtign liek thta) Yeha Right by Imp. Read mien above it, adn then hsi reply. And pelase tell me where I said somethign thatd eserves a reply like his (not includign Imp's disagreeing. Ie, read his reply,t hen see my reply. That is a reason for my reply as is. Find me a reason for his.)
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 28 April 1999 at 20:31:45:

In Reply to: I'm about to do something I said I wouldn't..... posted by Hunter on 28 April 1999 at 15:53:12:

:

: It's gotten painfully stoopid. Painfully.
Welcome to my world. 6.6 billion people + who just get stoopidier and stoopidier.


At first, I'm sure it was just some little amusing deal. Fun to look at. Good for a laugh. Y'know?

No. perhaps when people start attacking you for a simple idea with oen tiny little fault, you'll see the real fun.


: Now, Utahraptor's gone from the tolerable creature who just can't type for shit to someone who seemes to be at the same mental development level as a second grader.

Amazing what immature asses will do to you. Yet funny how the idiots are never to blame, just the smart ones forced down to their levels.

: I suppose I just chose a side there, didn't I? Well....no, not really. I don't care if I get attacked, because I'm only here for a few more days. By the time I actually get back, this'll be overwith.
That's a yuppers!

: But I had to say something. Actually, I think I still have to. I just have to think about it.
Good luck thinking. You'll need it.

: Actually, the way I feel right now, everyone is acting dumb, to a certain extent.
Welcome to my world. Did you ever have that creepy deja vu feeling?

: And, really, does it make sense to try and retalliate by posting under someone else's name?
Sense?! It was consistency I was striving for. It would have ruined everything to post under my name. The whole point was to have another's name appear there. I won't comprimes that for you're idea of sense.


: I'm going to finish this off before I start not making sense.....
Too late!
: Yeah. I might not be the smartest person that visits this board.

Understatement othe year!

Hell -- I know that to be true. I don't even rank amongst the top ten, I'm sure.
Bingo!
However, I think I can figure things out here.
HA! ROFLMAO. Good luck with that one.

The simplest solution would be, well, for Utahraptor to either cease all that he's done to start this,
Like post a differing view form Imp's. Not bloody likely.

or to just cease to exist altogether.
That's scientifically imposisble. I'll always exist soemhwere, in some form. The one upside to life (however limited it happens to be.)


: I dunno. I'm probably wrong.
Yup. Why egt rid of the victiomz? Try reading all posts involved first. Anybody. Search thsi baor don Imp's name. S ee hwo he repleis to my idea, with one little flaw. See the language used. Find me one thign in ym post warrant of such retalliation. Jelaousy. I had the idea he never could. So he got made and found oen little error. tehre it is. The whole source. Like Is aid ebfore, I'm into intelligent, decent, mature discussions/debates. Nobody ehre seems able to do it, and those who do, either prove me wrong, ro never have much to debate me with. And nwo,w e cna't evend ebate, cause peopel here can't ahve their views challenged. They believe God created huamns betetr than anybody/thing else. Post to the contrary, adn you're flammed and balmed for being no them.
The simpliets solutuion toa void all thsi is, delete thsi board. Evena s a specific oriente dtopic baord, peopel will not tolerate an opposing view. This month's baord, and our bibicla debate monthed board proves it. Either this baord ceases to exist entirely, or eevrything will remain as is (so justs tp comign ehre. Nobody's making you.)
: ~Hunter

Who jsut losta ll resect as an intelligent amtur, decent being. Incideantally, I'm sure you're trenchcoat wearing makes you a big a problem as in Colorado.
(Now I'm sure soem idiot who misses the point entirely will point out it makes no sense to reply tos oemoen who won't be ehre to read it, but then again, I'm use dto peopel ehre not making much sense in their idiotology.
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 29 April 1999 at 09:38:45:

In Reply to: Hmm. posted by Hunter on 28 April 1999 at 23:42:52:

: : Welcome to my world. 6.6 billion people + who just get stoopidier and stoopidier.

: Your world? Since when did it fall under your ownership. I certainly hope you don't plan on charging rent, because I sure as fuck am not paying.

About 4.4 million years ago, unless thta figure's changed since I last heard.


: If you do, you'd better bring this hellhole up to code before you even think of doing so....

That's scheduled for around May 5th, 2000 AD, as Nostradamaus predicts.

: : No. perhaps when people start attacking you for a simple idea with oen tiny little fault, you'll see the real fun.

: Yeah, uh huh. Like you're the only one this has ever happened to. I've been attacked for simpler, more faultless ideas. You know, like the one where we call the Duty Drill when we think we're not going to be getting a cab. Yeah, okay, sure, we're gonna eventually get a damn cab, but we might be late, so lets fucking call so we don't get into trouble.

Never said I was. But let's say I go. fine. Things cool down for a bout 2 months lets say. Then soemoen new coems along, or anothe rposts soemthing disagreeable. IT begins again. But get rid of the peopel who instinclty reply wiht flames (Host/Imp) and thigns settle down for much longer. Plus a nice warnign si given to try and delay thigns further.


: : That's a yuppers!

: What? Where....?

Behind you. LOOK OUT!

: Not really. Thinking is the only thing I don't need luck for. That might be why I'm never really caught smiling spontaneously -- I think too much. Good luck would probably be cessation of thought. And breathing...

If you stop breathing, it cna't be classified as good luck.

: You're lucky I'm in a good mood....

So the previous post was a bad mood post?

: : : Yeah. I might not be the smartest person that visits this board.

: : Understatement othe year!

: Okay. My mood is going back to normal. I believe I've just been called an idiot...
OK, the above clearly states you are not smart. MAybe not quite an idiot, but probably so (Unelss Stoopid, Dumb, etc is abvoe.) By saying yo believe, there's still a quetsion in yuor mind. That makes you even dumber then. You emant to say, "I've jsut been called an Idiot."

: Where's my trenchcoat....and the PVC pipe.....

Aren't you wearing your trenchcoat? Think fo the statement you'd make wearing it while psoting properly.

: Then again, at least I'm not using some weird chat-acronym for some variant of hysterical laughter. I wonder who the antagonist is here..

Good point, but it's convient. The antagonsit would eb the acronym creater, but for mroe easy hating, Host/IMp. Wihtout them, I'd have never used it.

: : or to just cease to exist altogether.
: : That's scientifically imposisble. I'll always exist soemhwere, in some form. The one upside to life (however limited it happens to be.)

: Given the proper ammount of explosives, and it's virtually possible. At least, there won't be enough of you in large enough pieces to really physically exist, let alone type another message.
Ah, but I'd still exist. Plus there's Ghost Power. Solidification, possesing. Typing is roght there for me. Telekinetic power stoo amybe even (or is that Ghost Power? Hmmm. I ponder.)

: Of course, explosives and firearms are so overused these days. I really prefer biologicals and, like, H agents, and stuff. Combinations. Interesting symptoms.
Mutations. Fun fun silly willy. NARF!

: : : I dunno. I'm probably wrong.
: : Yup. Why egt rid of the victiomz? Try reading all posts involved first. Anybody. Search thsi baor don Imp's name. S ee hwo he repleis to my idea, with one little flaw. See the language used. Find me one thign in ym post warrant of such retalliation. Jelaousy. I had the idea he never could. So he got made and found oen little error. tehre it is. The whole source. Like Is aid ebfore, I'm into intelligent, decent, mature discussions/debates. Nobody ehre seems able to do it, and those who do, either prove me wrong, ro never have much to debate me with. And nwo,w e cna't evend ebate, cause peopel here can't ahve their views challenged. They believe God created huamns betetr than anybody/thing else. Post to the contrary, adn you're flammed and balmed for being no them.
: : The simpliets solutuion toa void all thsi is, delete thsi board. Evena s a specific oriente dtopic baord, peopel will not tolerate an opposing view. This month's baord, and our bibicla debate monthed board proves it. Either this baord ceases to exist entirely, or eevrything will remain as is (so justs tp comign ehre. Nobody's making you.)

: Ah, see, Gremlin -- he told me to go away. They don't want me here.

Actaully, it was the Universal You. As in Vigo said I should go ebcasue Vigo didn't liek my posts. So, if Vigo don't liek em, Vigo cna jsut leave. Nobody's forcing Vigo to stay, aprticipate, read. Next, Vigo'll complaint hat somebody wnats him to spell dog.

: So -- Okay. Fine. You've just pretty much told me to leave the board. That's wonderful.

More like, I reminded you of the option. Never said you must. Or anybody must.

: But then there's this, referring back to the first paragraph about Imp's replies, and the language he used, and whatnot. Let me use that incredibly old, overused phrase "Two wrongs don't make a right".

IT does when it proves a point. That reply led to a amssive flame war. People arent enjoying this. SO, maybe a little lesson cna be leanred. HA HA! JUt amde the ultimate funny. The majority people ehre cna't learn.

: Granted, things are more interesting there for a while if there's a good arguement going on, but,
Ther ehas yet to eb a good argument going on People ehre get too defensive if you disagree with them.

well, if you really think he's so bad, then why behave like you percieve him to be behaving.
I'm not. I'm acting as if he's misbehaving, and treatign him as such.

: Okay. This is why you don't go online with a headache....shit. That made no sense.

: Wait. Yes it does. Nevermind.

Alrighty then.
: : : ~Hunter

: : Who jsut losta ll resect as an intelligent amtur, decent being. Incideantally, I'm sure you're trenchcoat wearing makes you a big a problem as in Colorado.

: Oh, I dunno. Your opinion doesn't matter much to me. You see, that's the thing -- I don't care much about what other people think anymore. Unless they're deeply disturbed by me, or unless I happen to hold a lot of respect for them, I just don't give a damn. So your opinions on my intelligence don't really mean a fuck to me.

: For that matter, I never claimed to be a mature, decent person. I never strived for that to begin with. In fact, the more indecent I am, the more some people seem to enjoy hanging out with me.

: Not that I consider doing utterly indecent things, or, for that matter, being immature to the level of, oh, say, the TeleTubbies, to be an enjoyable thing. I think I'm above that.

: : (Now I'm sure soem idiot who misses the point entirely will point out it makes no sense to reply tos oemoen who won't be ehre to read it, but then again, I'm use dto peopel ehre not making much sense in their idiotology.

: Ah, but I am here. That's the trick -- no one here, save Gremlin, and maybe anyone who's heard our conversations, knows when exactly I'm leaving, or for how long I will be away....

: ~Hunter

Too late. YOu just held a proper, decent, mature, freidnly, intelligent, etc conversation.
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 29 April 1999 at 09:42:32:

In Reply to: Ouch posted by Jurassosaurus on 29 April 1999 at 05:01:56:

: To have a higher IE than Netscape, that just doesn't sound right.

: BTW sorry if I sounded snappy before, it wasn't intended.

IE si egttign betetr than Netscape. So far, IE5 rule sover Netscape 4.5 Now, when N5.0 coems otu, we'll see.
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 29 April 1999 at 09:41:12:

In Reply to: Now hold on one second posted by Jurassosaurus on 28 April 1999 at 21:50:51:

: But now....damn. The other night, Gremlin told me that Jurassosaur was getting involved.

: Now hold on, I haven't gotten involved with this. Well, unless you count my agreement with Veecompy on the debate thing (mixed with a little pop-culture reference to boot), though I didn't think that would count. I just like good debates, it's a habit of mine.

: These last postings though are nothing like I intended or wanted, as such I have yet to get involved with any of this (though I suppose this would also constitute being involved) nor do I want to.

: Still if this continues like it has, I might actually feel obligated to vindicate Gremlin and your assertions, but I think I will wait till May 1st when the new board comes up and hope that this overblown argument doesn't come with it.

Well, you're deabte post is a comment on it, You'r eon the sidelines, wiht interest to aprticipate. But alas, a good deabet can't be ahd here. Rememebr? I tried it before wiht the iinherent problems of eblieving the bible? And with IMp's set up to flame em withotu retaliation, well, it'd never happen. As for this psot, more liek a commentary on what's going on. I'd say you're not involved yet.
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 28 April 1999 at 20:08:12:

Nice try with your debate. NOT! Did you really think I'd fall for it? How desperate are you to put down your superiors that you'd try something as utterly moronic as setting em up like that? Insisting that any "stoopid" post will be ripped apart. An excuse to degrade em without retaliation, COWARD. Too bad you were too stoopid to grok what ignoring means, or else you'd have known that I wasn't even reading your posts. HA! All you did was make you, and the Host, reveal your true idoicy. And aggravate poor Hunter even more (And not help Veecompy or Jurassosaurus any better.) Face facts fool! I'm too smart for ya. And I assure you, I would reply back in kind to your tear aparting. Afterall, no warning was given. And saying I have weak claims without reading them first is debatable suicideness. I mean honestly, with that post, nobody would dare respond to you. Beside being an obvious trap, we all see you're not willing to listen to reason. So you want undeniable proof! Hello! McFly. If people had proof you'd believe, we wouldn't be having these posts. DUH! How stoopid are you? Well, here's your proof. A liens are coming here, or else why would the US Gov make you so stoopid to infect the Pleiadians for? And for those who doubt the US Gov's ability to do so, here's your proof. Are you using a computer? Ever watch color TV or films? Ever Heard of or used Fiber Optics, DVD, CD, Zip Drives, microchips, night vision goggles, etc? Have you, by chance, ever heard of a little company known as Microsoft? There's your proof. So, Imp, feel stoopid for saying I reply to you when I claim to be ignoring you? Sure you do. You can see you're stoopidity on this board. Looks like I'll have to sue you for beign an insensitive jerk too, Troz! So go a head and reply to me. Reply negatively, and prove me right. Reply positively, and prove me right, and that you're covering up. Don't reply, and prove me right, and that you're a coward.
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 28 April 1999 at 20:11:36:

I am forced against my will to reply as such. I also don't lie like The Host Does
Hosty, I sincerely hope you are lying about being Canadian. If they are so much smarter than Statesmen, than you are a disgrace to them. I believe you are lying about your country, IQ, and posting abilities, and you have only proven to be a complete moronic smuck and a half. How can you be so smart, if you can't even read, you illiterate bastard? If I'm ignoring Imp, how can I read his moronic drivel? Ever think of that, Wonder boy? Did ya. No, of course, not. And remember, you lie, not me. Look in the mirror. You've forgotten which one of us you are again. So go ahead and reply to me. Reply negatively, and prove me right. Reply positively, and prove me right, and that you're covering up. Don't reply, and prove me right, and that you're a coward.
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 28 April 1999 at 20:12:46:

Funny how they only attack me while Gremlin's away. What's the matter widdle boys? Too scared to speak such potty mouthness when Gremlin can ban you instantly? Cowards.
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 29 April 1999 at 09:45:18:

In Reply to: Re: The Imp And The Host Are Cowards. posted by Asmoday on 28 April 1999 at 23:17:12:

: : Funny how they only attack me while Gremlin's away. What's the matter widdle boys? Too scared to speak such potty mouthness when Gremlin can ban you instantly? Cowards.

: How do you know that Gremlin is away? Don't you think he can purchase a laptop?

Away as in nto ehre all the tiem as before. His trip has left him elss time to be ehre. hence the sudden rise in flaming. When the cat's away, the mice will paly. And I believe Roadkill is away. Or is he?
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 28 April 1999 at 20:14:13:

Sorry about the last bit of flaming, but with AlanImp1 and AlanHost1's love of flaming, I had to do this to ensure that you all see why posting Properly is bets. Their replies will prove Proper Posting right, and we can all have fun once more. Can I have a The host and Imp are Moronic Little Sapes? The Host and Imp are Moronic Little Sapes! Now, I cna fianlly go abck to ignoring them, now that all lose ends are tied up. Anymore of their replies are irrelevant, like them.
Thank you, and Post properly. Remember, a Proper Post is a post for friendliness and fun.
Utahraptor
"I'm Underwear Head!"
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 29 April 1999 at 20:36:17:

If you think it'll all end May 1st, you're sadly mistaken. The new board shall be even worse than this one. The flamers long for more battles. That's why it got worse here. You think they'll listen to your please for peace. Look at how well it worked before. They won't grow up, they can't. They want it this way. Gremlin said he didn't want another Alan1 on his hands. He was greeted with three. But there is still hope. Ignore them. Just like I said. Ignore them, and they'll lose power. Without anybody to talk to, they'll dot he Internet equivalent of shriveling up and dying. Look at the posts. Forget who you think is right and wrong. Forget what they actually say in the post. It matters not if they lie or tell the truth or set another up so obviously. Look at the whole picture. Watch Imp start the flames. See it die down. Watch Host build it back up, worse than ever. Watch it ever so slightly stop. Then see Host and Mepho Mepho Man increase it even more (Mephoptlk evens aid he can't wait to resume last months fighting.) Look at all the posts. Read them all through. Do not comment on them. Notice how when asked to stop, it just got worse. Notice how every time things finally began to settle down, someone new came to bring it all back. Just like with Alan1. A few things are said, some fighting begins, things start to settle down, new players join the game, making things worse. Sides are taken. The new players keep it going, while the original trouble maker quiets down and watches his fun. Then it gets worse. People who normally get along start to bicker. See for yourself. Jurassosaur and Hunter usually get along, albeit not with lots of talking. But look below. They almost start fighting. This is just the beginning. It WILL get worse.
Ask them to stop, and they'll continue. They have already shown they will not stop. Soon, more will join in. Don't tell them how immature their being. Do you really think they'll say, "OH gee, you're right. My bad. I'll stop now and behave."? I assure you, they won't. They never do. Just look at the posts here on this board, and see how they refuse to stop.
But YOU can stop it. Respond To Hate. Choose To Defuse. Ignore. Follow the posts, and you will see. Follow the posts. Follow the posts. Follow the posts. Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the posts. We're off to see the, oops. Tangent. HA HA! TROZ!
When you notice how things developed here, you'll see how to stop it. Like I said, they want to flame, and they will. And so they did. Stop the cycle now, before it gets worse. Ignore them. Don't even read their posts. You'll be tempted to reply. I speak from years of experience. Let them have their fun. let them degrade all who don't side with them. They'll soon grow tired of being ignored. never responded to. Treated as if they weren't even there. If you do not, come mid May, you'll long for the posts of this past week. Back when this was part of the Golden Age of this board.
Sure, the new board wills tart off quiet enough. But soon a joke to the fights is made. A seemingly innocent post taunts you. Then the replies start. Then the flames. And it's this week all over again, but only ten times worse. Ignore them now, my fellow brethern, and we'll be rid of them forever. For the danger is still growing, it shows no sign of slowing, and you all are knowing, it's a monster come to devour us all. And you're next. AHHHH!
But remember, in the darkness, IS the light! Embrace it, or prepare to lose all you enjoy here. Ignore them, and we will have our board back once more. IGNORE THEM!
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 04 June 1999 at 08:38:28:

In Reply to: Re: Congressional Bill 602.P? posted by The Imp on 04 June 1999 at 05:01:58:

: I received any e-mail today, which spoke about a bill in Congress, tittled incompletely 602.P. The e-mail reports that the bill was proposed in March, and it calls for a $.05 surcharge for every email sent. The charge would be billed to the internet service provider, based on monthly records of email transactions. The internet provider would then pass the bill on to the customer (ie- you and me).

: I was unable to find any online record of this bill, and I'm wondering if anyone is aware of any information on this. Lacking the correct prefix for the bill makes finding information harder, and I'm wondering if this is a "sky is falling, the sky is falling" hoax, or the real deal. If it is, it poses a yet another intrusion into cyberspace by good ole Uncle Sam, who can't stand for anything that doesn't create revenue for the bureaucrats....

:

Total hoax. That surfaces every so often, in e-mail or Usenet. Either it's e-mail, or long distance charges for Neta cess. This one can easily be defeated if real. Use free, web based e-mail instead. Not an ISp. Yhey're safe, until the Gov tries to get them. when they figure out how we beat the none xistant tax. I don't knwo who's dumber. The Spammer, or the Gov. Wait, yeah I do.
 
Posted by Utahrator on 25 June 1999 at 08:32:01:

In Reply to: Re: Congressional Bill 602.P? posted by The Imp on 04 June 1999 at 05:01:58:

: I received any e-mail today, which spoke about a bill in Congress, tittled incompletely 602.P. The e-mail reports that the bill was proposed in March, and it calls for a $.05 surcharge for every email sent. The charge would be billed to the internet service provider, based on monthly records of email transactions. The internet provider would then pass the bill on to the customer (ie- you and me).

: I was unable to find any online record of this bill, and I'm wondering if anyone is aware of any information on this. Lacking the correct prefix for the bill makes finding information harder, and I'm wondering if this is a "sky is falling, the sky is falling" hoax, or the real deal. If it is, it poses a yet another intrusion into cyberspace by good ole Uncle Sam, who can't stand for anything that doesn't create revenue for the bureaucrats....

:

Only a complete and brainless moron would believ it. Stop spreading viruses. You're casuing a panic. I bet you still think you cna legally make thousands of dollars by ending 1 dollar to 5 peoplee ach. And you msut fear reading your e-mal (Like anyone talks to a loser like you), for you mihgt infect your computer with a virus.
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 04 June 1999 at 08:26:21:

Today a man dressed in camefloge kiilled 5 people in a groceyr store in LAs Vegas. Now, people msut ban the sue of camefloge or else someone might do a copycat crime. Or are we to believe only balck terenchcoats a re a magicla piece of cothing that can cause an otherwise sane person to go crazy and shoot people. I think this clothing banning is being doen by nudists. SOon, it won't be legal to wear anything but a smile. Welcome to the deepest level of stoopidity, people.
 
Posted by Utahraptor on 12 June 1999 at 09:14:57:

I just don't get how stoopid computer users cna be They get an email like the explore.zip worm virus, and believe it's from their friend, simply because fot he sender's name/addy. menawhile, no oen ever repleis "Hi. I've just received your e-mail, I'll rpely ASAP. Menawhile read the enclosed zipped documents." If anyone does reply that way, they are clearly too stoopid to have any friends e-mailing them. I alsos erously doubt anyone has time to zip up files but not reply nromally. And if they did this before hand, and are only attaching it, what can be so important that they ahev tos end it to you ASAP, but not reply ASAP? And the subject seems all rong too. Would't they jsut reply to your message like any normal person does? Changing subjects is very rarely done. And the Melissa one. "Here's those stuff you asked me for. Don't let anyonre see it," What, a secret? So, you're friend is sending you stuff he/she doesn't want anybody else to see, but you are the exception. Right. And I suppose they trust you not to send it out right. Whot lask liek this? Teh fatc thta your friend is sending you an e-mail worded in a totlaly diff way than ever before is a perfecyttip not to view the stuff. why nto ask them why they tlak so funny all of a sudden. Anyone with friends who talk like this, needs new friends. is ay, let the viruses destroy their computers. Thy don't deserve to sue it,t hat's for sure. Tehy buy into funny worded e-mails thta nobody ever really sends IRL. Unless as a virus, of course. Hint Hint Hint. Gee, my college elt students ahve e-mail. maybe thta's where all the viruses appeared from.
So for God's Sakes. Read the actual phrasing of yuor e-mail, not just the words. You'll be able to spot a virus as soona s one appears. And lose any friends that do talk that way, there's something wrong with them, big time.
 
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