Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Can I help? People are so... icky.

I hear Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" and I scream at the Bluetooth speaker, "DON'T KEEP IT, THE WORLD SUCKS!"

 

[Mirah]

I'm going to kill myself.

APRIL FOOL'S!

I'm actually going to kill everyone else in the entire world.

Do me first! Do me first!


Sorry

 

[Loktar]

Can I help? People are so... icky.

I hear Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" and I scream at the Bluetooth speaker, "DON'T KEEP IT, THE WORLD SUCKS!"

No need to kill me. I'm killing myself slowly eating junk food and smoking cigars with some not so icky people. Also we play cornhole and watch WWE wrestling. Makes the world suck a little less.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Can I help? People are so... icky.

I hear Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" and I scream at the Bluetooth speaker, "DON'T KEEP IT, THE WORLD SUCKS!"

That kid would be almost 40 now. Random thought.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That kid would be almost 40 now. Random thought.

Her actual oldest kids are in their 30s now -- even the adopted African ones are getting up there too...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No need to kill me. I'm killing myself slowly eating junk food and smoking cigars with some not so icky people. Also we play cornhole and watch WWE wrestling. Makes the world suck a little less.

Cornhole will only make you live longer, since it's an outdoor physical activity. I advise stopping immediately.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I hear pickleball is all the rage amongst us geriatric types nowadays, but I'd probably throw out my spleen or something.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pickleball *snort* that sounds GHEY (oh wait I'd like that)

 

[Volpone]

Pickleball sounds gay but not cornholing?

 

[Volpone]

Can I help? People are so... icky.

I hear Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" and I scream at the Bluetooth speaker, "DON'T KEEP IT, THE WORLD SUCKS!"

Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name and it feels like...home.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do me first! Do me first!


Sorry

Don't you want to watch as I kill CATHANDSMCGRAW?

 

[Mirah]

Yes!!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]