Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Can I help? People are so... icky.

I hear Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" and I scream at the Bluetooth speaker, "DON'T KEEP IT, THE WORLD SUCKS!"

 

[Mirah]

I'm going to kill myself.

APRIL FOOL'S!

I'm actually going to kill everyone else in the entire world.

Do me first! Do me first!


Sorry

 

[Loktar]

Can I help? People are so... icky.

I hear Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" and I scream at the Bluetooth speaker, "DON'T KEEP IT, THE WORLD SUCKS!"

No need to kill me. I'm killing myself slowly eating junk food and smoking cigars with some not so icky people. Also we play cornhole and watch WWE wrestling. Makes the world suck a little less.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Can I help? People are so... icky.

I hear Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" and I scream at the Bluetooth speaker, "DON'T KEEP IT, THE WORLD SUCKS!"

That kid would be almost 40 now. Random thought.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That kid would be almost 40 now. Random thought.

Her actual oldest kids are in their 30s now -- even the adopted African ones are getting up there too...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No need to kill me. I'm killing myself slowly eating junk food and smoking cigars with some not so icky people. Also we play cornhole and watch WWE wrestling. Makes the world suck a little less.

Cornhole will only make you live longer, since it's an outdoor physical activity. I advise stopping immediately.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I hear pickleball is all the rage amongst us geriatric types nowadays, but I'd probably throw out my spleen or something.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pickleball *snort* that sounds GHEY (oh wait I'd like that)

 

[Volpone]

Pickleball sounds gay but not cornholing?

 

[Volpone]

Can I help? People are so... icky.

I hear Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" and I scream at the Bluetooth speaker, "DON'T KEEP IT, THE WORLD SUCKS!"

Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name and it feels like...home.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do me first! Do me first!


Sorry

Don't you want to watch as I kill CATHANDSMCGRAW?

 

[Mirah]

Yes!!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

There should've been a Batman movie staring Mandy Patinkin.

This message brought to you by a documentary on Ellis Island he narrated. Watching him hunched over in a lumpy sportscoat with no notable accent there's no way I could buy that this was Inigo Montoya. But when the credits rolled, sure enough, it was he.

"Princess Bride" was 1987. I want to see the alternate reality where Tim Burton casts Mandy Patinkin as Batman.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The closest we got was when he played 88 Keys in Dick Tracy... which I suddenly feel like watching again...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dustin Hoffman as Mumbles, man... just pee-yer-pants funny!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Al Pacino shoulda been arrested for the amount of fun he had overplaying his role...

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

When I realized I didn't want to give up porn or booze for Lent, I decided to try giving up meat and it works. Mostly. But somehow I wound up with 2# of frozen salmon last week. I've got a decent plate, with salmon, brown rice, and corn on the cob, with brown bread and a beer, but my brain is tickling me with some kind of fancy sammich. Like, salmon filet on a nice crusty fat slice of sourdough with a really green green/lettuce and some kind of white dressing. But I haven't figured out the dressing. Cream cheese? Maybe. It's basically a variation on a bagel with lox. Maybe some pickled onions to boot. Or instead of cream cheese, some kind of whipped butter with dill. Pickle spear and kettle roasted chips.

 

[whisky]

I don't know anything about horses, so for the grand national I just go with names that have some meaning. We just lost Val Klimer, he played a character called Nick in my favourite film of his, so when I saw one called Nick rocket, I bet on it.

And it won.

Which was nice.