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Black Sails

Fuck yeah, that was good. I love the way Flint and John Silver interact, and I srsly lol'd when Flint said something like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN (I don't remember if he said that exactly but the frustration was funny). ALSO Captain Flint is fucking hot, I love the constantly furious look on his face.
 
Yeah it was a good episode. It's annoying how they've recast Dufrense (or whatever...the guy with the glasses) though. The guy last season seemed like a nerdy guy trying hard to be a tough guy pirate. This guy just seems like a tough guy pirate in glasses. Kill him off!

Also Max is annoying with her super lesbian powers.

I bet Elanor gets Vain to snap that one eyed jerk pirate's spine.
 
So that was Billy Bones at the start, right? Told you he wasn't dead (no one probably remembers him now.)

Flint is the master of the game of piracy.
 
YES, that was Billy Bones! I was wondering when he'd turn up, I'M SO GLAD HE'S ALIVE :rwmad:

I like how the Anne Bonny and Max stuff turned out, and I like Jack more now. HE KNOWS HE DOESN'T HAVE THE MAGIC FINGERS.

Fuck, Bear's Black Sails vlog isn't up yet. I hope he's doing one every week like last season.
 
Yeah I liked how they subverted the expectations of a SECRET LESBIAN AFFAIR by just having Jack walk in.
 
GOOD EPISODE. I didn't expect Ned Lowe to die so soon. I liked how Elanor went straight to Vane to shag his brains out afterwards. I was hoping the girl he took from Ned was a mermaid so that was a bit disappointing!
 
The Captain Flint flashbacks are pretty good, too.

I didn't expect Ned Lowe to die so soon either, I thought he'd be around long enough to really put Elanor in danger a bit before Vane came to her rescue, but I'm kinda glad it worked out this way. They've got so much going on that would probably be one storyline too many.
 
I doubt they'll actually have Flint battling Vane next week though. There will be some clever way to get out of it at the last minute.
 
I wonder if Tomtrek was happy to see the return of Pale Prostitute? Because I was! I liked the way she said "fuck the living shit out of him."
 
I wonder if Vane will come up with a clever way to get Flint to not attack the fort...

I also enjoyed the fuck the shit out of him STUFF.
 
Uh, HOLY SHIT! I began to suspect what the big reveal was going to be before they got there, but prior to this episode I did not see that coming. lol
 
I think the final episode of this show is going to be a massive bisexual orgy between all the characters and then they'll all be friends.
 
Do you still like Anne now that she's gone mad, Cassie? She killed that nice whore who designed the flag. :( At least Pale Prostitute is still alive.

I liked the scenes with Jack on his ship.

I'm glad they told us what was going on with Billy before I forgot the details again (though we still don't know if Flint actually pushed him and he's just lying now.)

Wouldn't Vane have the girl better guarded than that? Elanor's going to get caught.
 
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